Carlton is my favorite person here, there, & everywhere
 

Alphonso Rivero, aka Carlton of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, is truly a king among men. He is a man of intelligence, ambition, and devastating good looks. He was constantly scrutinized by the apparant "charismatic" Will Smith, who disdained his little cousin to boost his own ego. Will went on to become a multi-billionaire international star, while Carlton was left in the gutter, with Uncle Phil and Jeffrey. This is why Will Smith is a bad, bad man. If he didnt fight aliens or give fat white guys tips on dating, he too would be another chapter in the book of washed-up black comedians.
In conclusion, Carlton is my boy. And he deserves an entire forum, not to mention thread, dedicated to his thug-ism. Somewhere out there, Carlton is sleeping with a beautiful woman (or man), and you are jealous. Jealous beyond imagination. The end.

http://freshwobbly.tripod.com/carlton_lg.jpg

Imagine that face while sleeping with your borish overweight, overpaid husbands, you desperate housewives.

i used to love this show. it comes back every few years here. how many aunties has will had on that show? i swear they went through at least 3

haha the one where carlton lost his virginity is classic

I remember at least two aunts.
and that episode where he loses his virginity is a classic. Truly Pulitzer Prize worthy. I just saw that episode the other night. frankly i was turned on the whole time... by carlton.

:yikes:
wait

MB Queer Crushes

MIsfits + Davey
Hookers + Carlton

Oh man its me and you on that list

Oh yeah God is like my ****ing idle i love him. And jesus saved our sins lets go chant meaingless **** to him on the cross hookers it will be fun.

Yeah God's pretty gangsta. I wish he was still alive so he could read this.

I think im high

hookers, carlton would be so proud of you...





(if he existed)