Carlton is my favorite person here, there, & everywhere
 

Alphonso Rivero, aka Carlton of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, is truly a king among men. He is a man of intelligence, ambition, and devastating good looks. He was constantly scrutinized by the apparant "charismatic" Will Smith, who disdained his little cousin to boost his own ego. Will went on to become a multi-billionaire international star, while Carlton was left in the gutter, with Uncle Phil and Jeffrey. This is why Will Smith is a bad, bad man. If he didnt fight aliens or give fat white guys tips on dating, he too would be another chapter in the book of washed-up black comedians.
In conclusion, Carlton is my boy. And he deserves an entire forum, not to mention thread, dedicated to his thug-ism. Somewhere out there, Carlton is sleeping with a beautiful woman (or man), and you are jealous. Jealous beyond imagination. The end.

http://freshwobbly.tripod.com/carlton_lg.jpg

Imagine that face while sleeping with your borish overweight, overpaid husbands, you desperate housewives.

i used to love this show. it comes back every few years here. how many aunties has will had on that show? i swear they went through at least 3

haha the one where carlton lost his virginity is classic

I remember at least two aunts.
and that episode where he loses his virginity is a classic. Truly Pulitzer Prize worthy. I just saw that episode the other night. frankly i was turned on the whole time... by carlton.

:yikes:
wait

MB Queer Crushes

MIsfits + Davey
Hookers + Carlton

Oh man its me and you on that list

Oh yeah God is like my ****ing idle i love him. And jesus saved our sins lets go chant meaingless **** to him on the cross hookers it will be fun.

Yeah God's pretty gangsta. I wish he was still alive so he could read this.

I think im high

hookers, carlton would be so proud of you...





(if he existed)

yea carltons the best, 'specially wen he dances.

god is a f***ing idiot. Screw all of you. He molested me in my childhood. He does the same to all of you but since it's been going on for hundreds of years you don't even notice it. And no, misfits, he's not michael jackson.

and Carlton is stupid. I admit that I like him, but I can't believe it's not as obvious to you, hookers, why Will got more 'game' than Carlton.

you guys are clearly victims of mental conditioning to believe that Will is a "player" and Carlton is a joke. WRONG!
And Carlton is not stupid. That's my boy you're talking bout. MY BOY! You ain't got sh*t on dat, wuh what what?

Carlton was suave as hell, the man indeed!! The MAN!!

Hey, what can I say, he's got da moves...

'Its not unusual to have fun with anyone...' :cool:

Like I said, I like Carlton, but he's annoying and cries too much, and the only reason Will got a better rep. than him is obviously because he was the main character.
:banghead: I've always wanted to use that smiley.

There's a Will character in every show, the goodlooking obvious humoured kid, take Zak from Saved by the Bell for example. Same jokes, basically same character. Carlton is one of a kind.

jesus is just jealous of carlton cause he wears sweaters and is more gangsta than she'll ever be. holla.

shut up. :(

Jesus looks like Vanilla Ice, lol

Dont diss my spelling it sucks.

hahaha, ahh I loved that show. Now I have the theme song stuck in my head

Yo this is the story...

....all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down, now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel air. In west philadelphia, born and raised, on a playground was where I spent most of my days, chillin out max and relaxing all cool and shootin some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighboorhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in bel air". I rolled up to the house about 7 or 8 and and I yelled to the cabbie "yo ho, smell ya later". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne, now the prince of bel air.

good job hoe

oh, I think I forgot a line in there somewhere.....

Only losers like hookers will notice.

haha, maybe he'll be able to correct it

He will, I know he will

before "i rolled up to the house about 7 or 8" i think you skipped a bit, but i cant remember it. the tune is now in my head after sinbging that jib. kudos to you.

and if we're taking anybody from saved by the bell its going to be screech. zac can eat me screech is DA BOMB werd up dawg.

WOW, sadly I did notice right away. The part Jibber missed was
"I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!"

I am so pathetic.
But anyway, that was the best couple verses Will Smith has ever dropped in his ENTIRE career. No doubt.

Save by The Bell was all about Kelly. *yum yum
I used to think she was so hot when I was a lil boy. Well, I still think she's hot. And, Zac's hair. That was gangsta.

somewhere along the line this conversation went the wrong way, don't insult God please, there are believers here.....
can i just add that i hate will smith? and think he has no comedic talent whatsoever, he ruined shark tale, and so many other movies with his week attempts at comedy....carlton definetly owns him on that department, i wonder what happened to him.....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Awww, carlton and his tom jones collection. Precious.

Yeah, and the way he dances is soooooo f***ing H.O.T.

its not unusual to be loved by anyone....right.

im too busy chillin wiff Jazzy J.

Uncle Phil always used to chuck him out ;_;
Hilary! That crazy weather reading chick.
Anyone know what Carlton is up to now?