Top 5 childhood-hero(94-03) footballers
1.Romario
2.Michael Owen
3.Ronaldo
4.Paul Scholes
5.Alan Shearer

Quite possibly my favourite striker ever, behind Ruud of course.

What might have been bar those dodgy knees :(

Top 5 Footballers Who Never Fuffilled their potential
1.Nii Lamptey(actually a really depressing story)
2.Paul Gascoigne
3.Alvaro Recoba
4.Robinho( was the real deal at Santos, and now look at him)
5.Giorgiou Kinkladze

Aye, Nike made him play in the 98 final despite his injuries. Cnuts.
I love Ronaldo though, what a player.

Add Berbatov and Veron to that list. :(

Top 5 Words that sound ridiculous when I say them

1. Right ("raate?")
2. Bad ("be-ad")
3. Like ("lake")
4. Sad ("se-ad")
5. Nooooooo ("nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!")

^I now have the urge to hear you say all these words.

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It's worse in southern Louisiana. Here's the top 5 words that make you want to pour sulfuric acid into your ears when you hear coon-asses say them:

1. Her = "Huh"
2. Mouth = "Mouwt"
3. Down = "Don"
4. There = "Dare/Der"
5. Now = "Nah"

Ex. "May, she got tuh put huh mouwt don der nah!"

:(

Are you from Leeds?

Top 5 Celebrity Midgets
1.Danny Devito (he counts in my mind)
2.Gary Coleman
3.Verne Troyer
4.Wee Man(from Jackass)
5.Tony Cox