My Top 5 smells:

1. My own farts (nobody else's though. That would be disgusting)
2. Fresh garlic
3. Skunks, for some reason. You know... when you pass a dead skunk zone on the road. I find myself enjoying it. I don't know why.
4. Fresh laundry
5. Stripper breast smell. If you've ever been at a strip joint and had a dancer give you the ol'e motorboating opportunity, you know what I'm talking about. And they always smell the same. It's like there's actually a Stripper-Scent perfume they use. I wouldn't know which company would put it out, but it's pretty sexy smelling.


My top 5 flavors:

1. What's that thing we used to eat back in the day?
2. Garlic
3. Beer
4. Cherry
5. Crustaceans

My top 5 things to do when alone:

1. Guess
2. Sing with more vibrato than is called for or appropriate (I also do this when cooking, because it makes me feel Italian and old, thus my food will taste better.)
3. Accept Jesus into my life, then yell "SIKE!!!!" (seriously, I've actually done that)
4. Sleep
5. Talk to myself.


My top 5 heroes:

1. My family
2. Myself
3. My friends
4. My music
5. Alcoholinternetbeerpussydrugsguns


My top 5 food stuffs:

1. Boiled crawfish
2. Roast that my mom used to cook
3. Salad that's hooked up with all kinds of cool shit, with Ken's Creamy Caesar dressing on top.
4. Pork tenderloin with roasted garlic, rosemary, and balsamic vinegar
5. Pepperoni pizza (with extra cheese, extra pepperoni. In Freebase world, extra isn't extra... it's what should be the normal amount.)


Ugh.. I'm tired of typing now.
post quick reply? Sure. Sounds easy.

I lol'd so hard, you're ridiculous

Haha. It's all true though.
I'm a ridiculous person.



Well, maybe I just seem that way because nobody else admits to the same shit.

A what? Surely you meant to say phase :p: I'll assume you did :)

And "Oh you" sounded like the right thing to say at the time! Geez :rolleyes:

Zoned out. Phase/faze, I dont discriminate :D But yes, I ment phase.

Sorry then! Its just everytime I've heard someone say "Oh you!" like that I just think "Man, what a pretentious bastard."

Hahaha, +1 for me earning pretentious bastard street cred. I'm finally cool :cool:

I don't discriminate either... I even say kool beans sometimes =/

I can top that: I say mean beans, which is extra mean beans because it rhymes. Take that kool beans :p:

If pretentious bastard now equals street cred then I'm basically a ghetto :pimp:

Wow, mean beans, fuck, you... win Elle, you win. Wow, I'm sorry I ever questioned you :laughing:

Then I'll be like... ghetto-ier... or something to that effect. Bitch slappin them hoes, and what not =/

You should be, like my fellow name-sharer Queen Eleonora of Aquitaine, we are mean bean winners of pure excellence :D

"Bitch slappin them hoes"? You my friend, have been watching far too many old Christina Aguleira videos :laughing:

You two got a serious thunder-stealing ability you two.
;)