5 women i've seen today i'd most like to ****
1-The one in the glasses in front of me in the que at the coffee shop with glasses on and the grey-pink tights
2-The one who was walking into the library as i was walking out with the short black skirt and fancy black patterened tights
3-The one in the glasses in front of me in the que at the coffee shop with glasses on and the grey-pink tights's friend
4-The one walking up the street in front of me carrying a big board with the blonde hair and bright red skirt
5-The eastern European one with the funny squawky voice who works in the coffee shop

Top 5 people I think are (/were) sound enough to have a pint with:

1. Noel Gallagher
2. Tom Waits
3. Jeff Stelling
4. Ellen Page
5. Dylan Thomas

Top Five things I hate stepping in when I wake up:
1. Cat ****
2. Wet carpet
3. metal
4. Piercing needles
5. tattoo needles

Cat ****? Ewww

My cat's usually good at keeping his business where it belongs, but once....:(

Your house must be a ****ing mess.

My bedroom is, I have really thick, yellow shag carpet, that is really easy to lose things in

At least you have carpet! The floor in my bedroom is ceramic tiles, so it is cold as hell in the morning, especially in the winter.

No Ian Holloway?

I agree whole heartedly with the number 1, although if we had a pint or two too many, we'd probably argue over the football.

I like Ellen Page. She hasn't sold out to the Hollywood lifestyle - she's still living in Nova Scotia.