:thumb: I'm aware of our unemployment rate, yo


Top 5 Overused words/phrases I use

1. Mother****er
2. Right?
3. Naturally
4. **** this noise
5. get the **** out

I hate him. He has a really annoying voice, he dresses like an idiot, he isnt funny and he looks like he should be in a Tim Burton film.

I'll always like him for the hilarious messagegate debacle

Top 5 pet peeves pertaining to the internet
1. When people say 'FML"
2.When people put lyrics as their facebook statuses
3.When People have huge signatures on forums
4. Websites made of nothing but Flash...like this diesel club lounge .:: fueling Pittsburgh's nightlife ::.
5.College Humor's website.

The what?

Top 5 Gene Hunt quotes.

1) "Im bumping you back up to D.S, but this time make it stand for Detective Sergeant and not dog shit."

2) "How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to run around screaming 'What do i do?' and another to shag the electrician."

3) "This is why birds and C.I.D dont mix. You give a bloke a gun and its a dream come true, you give a girl one and she moans it doesnt go with her dress."

4) "There will never be a woman primeminister aslong as there is a hole in my arse."

5) "Anything happens to this motor and i come round your houses and stamp on all toys. Got it? Good kids."

Having a pint with Russell and Noel at the same time would be magnificent

Top 5 Pet-Peeves
1. The term 'Pet-Peeves'
2. When people put 'apostrophe s' as a name ending with 's'
3. When a person's nose whistles while they're sleeping
4. Pets in sweaters (a true pet-peeve)
5. T-Shirt sleeves that stick out like flags

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell...rank_calls_row

I thought thats what you meant. I wasnt offended by that and i think the amount of complaints it got were ridiculous but i didnt think it was funny. I thought it was pathetic.

5 things Im doing right now:

1. listening to some music
2. writing on this thread
3. drinking pepsi
4. looking outside the window
5. thinking that all I've written here so far is dumb