Bulldog

Because I know you all love lists that much...

Top 5 sitcom characters:
1. Alan Partridge (I'm Alan Partridge/Knowing Me, Knowing You)
2. David Brent (the Office)
3. Brian Topp (Spaced)
4. Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
5. Chandler Bing (Friends)

Top 5 celebrities I'd love to slap:
1. El-Hadji Diouf
2. Joey Barton
3. Mike Love
4. Jerry Lewis
5. rockguitar101

Top 5 things I should do today:
1. Finish the first draft of my dissertation
2. Finish the first draft of my dissertation
3. Finish the first draft of my dissertation
4. Finish the first draft of my dissertation
5. Eat something

Top 5 most boring things on earth:
1. Ingrid Michaelson
2. Being broke
3. 'Your Mum' jokes
4. Eastenders
5. Summer holidays