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Old 05-13-2010, 03:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
Oh my.... These are especially hilarious
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:32 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i was at a gig once, a big show at an outdoor venue. we had parked in a field and were about to pack our food/drink into our bags when we heard an official-looking woman shouting "coolers are not prohibited".

cool! we grabbed our cooler and headed in.

turns out coolers were prohibited. the just woman didn't understand the concept of a double negative...
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