"I hate..." thread

Sljslj · 06-12-2010, 08:37 PM

Daniel Tosh recently did an "I hate" segment on his show Hate | Tosh.0 Blog (5th and 7th video on page), so I thought MB should have an "I hate" thread.
If you're offended, sorry, but it really is in good fun. Hopefully it goes over well and doesn't go too far.

I hate when people pronounce Nevada wrong. It's Ne-va-duh, not Ne-vah-duh.
I hate Dane Cook and all his fans.
I hate people who still quote "Scarface".
I hate "Scarface".
I hate when the content of a commercial has nothing to with what is being advertised.
I hate gameshows. Who the **** wants to watch other people win money?
I hate people from South Carolina (sorry).
I hate when there's more than two fat people on an elevator.
I hate fat people.
I hate people who think all potheads are stupid.
I hate every lesbian comedian.
I hate seeing asscracks in public.
I hate the gasps I get when I tell someone I don't go to church.
I hate republicans and democrats.
I hate people who constantly bitch about what they hate.
I hate how everything that's difficult is compared to rocket science.
I hate people who think soccer, cheerleading, swimming, dance, and/or iceskating are real sports.
I hate people who sag their pants. You know where that **** started? In prisons, to signify that you were taken.
I hate that every time I have an idea to do some stupid, someone's like "Oh yeah, I saw that on Jackass". **** you.
I hate people that are only tough when they got their crew with them.
I hate that every time I'm up late and the commercial for "Guys Gone Wild" come on, someone walks in the room and makes it awkward.
I hate Daniel Tosh.

Your turn.

06-12-2010, 08:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sljslj The Omniscient Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Reno, Nevada, USA Posts: 998	"I hate..." thread Daniel Tosh recently did an "I hate" segment on his show Hate \| Tosh.0 Blog (5th and 7th video on page), so I thought MB should have an "I hate" thread. If you're offended, sorry, but it really is in good fun. Hopefully it goes over well and doesn't go too far. I hate when people pronounce Nevada wrong. It's Ne-va-duh, not Ne-vah-duh. I hate Dane Cook and all his fans. I hate people who still quote "Scarface". I hate "Scarface". I hate when the content of a commercial has nothing to with what is being advertised. I hate gameshows. Who the ** wants to watch other people win money? I hate people from South Carolina (sorry). I hate when there's more than two fat people on an elevator. I hate fat people. I hate people who think all potheads are stupid. I hate every lesbian comedian. I hate seeing asscracks in public. I hate the gasps I get when I tell someone I don't go to church. I hate republicans and democrats. I hate people who constantly bitch about what they hate. I hate how everything that's difficult is compared to rocket science. I hate people who think soccer, cheerleading, swimming, dance, and/or iceskating are real sports. I hate people who sag their pants. You know where that started? In prisons, to signify that you were taken. I hate that every time I have an idea to do some stupid, someone's like "Oh yeah, I saw that on Jackass". you. I hate people that are only tough when they got their crew with them. I hate that every time I'm up late and the commercial for "Guys Gone Wild" come on, someone walks in the room and makes it awkward. I hate Daniel Tosh. Your turn. __________________ MY LYRICS** Last edited by Sljslj; 06-12-2010 at 09:00 PM.