I cant stand the word moist - it freaks me out. Otherwise fetus. Its gross.

Slang terms I cant stand d!ck and when people say somethings homo. It just sounds stupid. And the word Aye which people add to everything. Like "Funny, aye?"

Hahaha, that's such a kiwi thing, it cracks me up. I can't stand the word moreover. For some reason all turkish students learn this word and they end up using it ALL THE TIME. It drives me nuts, especially since they use it wrong 90% of the time.

It also drives me insane when native English speakers write "should of" instead of "should have." The amount of people who can't speak or write their own language correctly is just astounding.

I'm excused, aye?

I can't stand people who wait for someone to do something wrong, so they could say "Epic Fail." It drives me ****ing crazy.

Oh god, you're killing me.

The grammatical nazi's are taking over but I want you to know that there is a linguistical rebel force, spreading the gospel of "living language."

No one pines about not being able to "correctly" use "be" anymore, as in "we be going."

You know, this inspires me, I hate the word "correctly." Its so judgemental.

Up here where I currently am in the arctic, communication is often in english, but it's most often not the first language of those who speak it. Here, it's not uncommon to fuck yourself in the mouth with a cup of coffee in the morning. Nor is it uncommon to rape a cheese if you want some sprinkled on the pizza you're making.

This is of course not the correct use of those words, but I like it just the same. ;)

Ha! exactly. I read a grammar book once that said living languages are hard to peg down and the example they used was priceless. It was something like...

"Groucho Marx once said that 'Love flies out the door, when money comes inuendo.' Its difficult to express that in Esperanto."

Haha, I don't mind it, I don't tend to do it often though. Once every now and then is okay, people that say epic fail because you dropped a pen need their balls removing.

I realize that English is a living language but it's still wrong and will always be wrong since it's a mistake with the actual tense. Yes English changes and adapts throughout the years and of course in casual conversation it's not that important, but certain grammar points, such as tense formation, aren't going to change. It just bugs me when people make those kind of mistakes. It doesn't matter to me where you're from or what kind of slang you use, some mistakes just always make you sound ignorant in my mind and saying "should of" or "could of" is one of them since it shows that you can't use present perfect correctly in your own language.

Also, I would cringe if I heard someone say "we be going."