i mean who doesnt

that is ****ing rough dude! I can't even imagine

I've pretty much been living off the same issue of Fox magazine for longer than I care to think about.

You don't even have access to the ****ty softcore that plays at like 1am on hbo?

I'm satisfied with my sex, but I'm not satisfied with my gender.

Suck on that thought-knob.

I don't think Batlord even has cable TV. At least I'm pretty sure he mentioned that somewhere.

Nope he has tv probably just the basics though. He talks about watching soaps and the carrie diaries.

Guess he can't even get that softcore porn. Welp.

Porn stars without makeup (SFW): http://imgur.com/a/ynkv8?gallery

^Some are still pretty but some are ****ing harsh to look at. (Jessica Mor)

do u mean to tell me that a lot of women are less attractive without makeup??

lol

I thought that most, but by no means all, of those ladies looked cute even without makeup. The ones that did not, for the most part, didn't look good *with* their makeup either IMO. And a couple had REALLY noticeable herpes sores on their lips. Yikes.

I've known a couple porn stars, one of them was a pretty good friend (although I haven't heard from her in about 15 years). They've run the range from really nice people to gawdawful bitches. Some are happy, many are not. They should all be respected unless and until they demonstrate they don't deserve that respect.

I was thinking the same thing.

pornstars are just like non pornstar women in that they use makeup to be more attractive. almost all pornstars are hott tho because their job depends on 1) their hottness 2) their willingness to publicly do things that most women wouldnt for many reasons lol

pornstars are whores, its not goin out of my way to disrespect them, but they just are. its factual and nobody should be offended by someone callin them such

They looked cute, makeup seems to add sexuality.

And anyone who says they look better without makeup is outright lying since each girl's skin quality improved a ton with makeup

There was exactly one (Roni) that IMO looked better before the makeup.

Dude how come no one is talking about how ass ugly male porn stars are?

I think I came across ONE in all my years of porn watching and I was so shocked I had to stop wanking

holy ****

In my case because I really don't notice

male porn stars are prized for being blessed in other areas

I prefer it when they don't show their faces so I can mentally superimpose one of my dudes faces onto them but then if they pan up to the dudes face its like urrrgh *loses ladyboner*


Also its not like their dicks are all that special especially with all the cut dudes in porn, with their neopolitan ice cream lookin dicks ughh

wat :laughing:

is that a euphemism for circumsized?

lmao no I already said they were cut!! but it looks like neopolitan ice cream to me w/ the scarring on some dudes

oh shi- i thought every cut guy's looked a bit like that


regarding makeup most girls look better with it, but when it's caked on in ridiculous amounts it looks awful. so balance and all that

I know right? The female porn stars are only ****ing them cause they can get good money for it. Guys who watch porn are obviously only paying attention to the women so it doesn't matter what the dudes look like.

13 Inexplicable Male Porn Stars » Holytaco

Gross.

i do think its weird those guys that have like a discolored cokc towards the head. its like they tan it or somethin lol

ive watched enough porn i have my fave male pornstars in a non gay way. they are brandon iron and nacho. dirty harry is hilarious because hes so disgusting lookin but has banged millions of chicks, much like ron jeremy.

only ones I recognize there are Ron Jeremy and Randy Spears, mostly for their legacy

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/...1/11/harry.jpg

he looks like he'd be a rapist if he wasn't being payed to slay

That's probably why he went into the porn industry. He knew he had to channel his urges in some way so he went for a less risky route.

i recognize most of those guys. funny fact: max hardcore went to prison, might still be in prison for his videos. because he roleplays chicks as like 13 yr olds and pisses on them and does a lot of degrading stuff

Some girls go crazy over James Deen but I think he looks like a dweeb ugh

he's a manlet who took his name from a much better looking guy

Seriously, he doesn't even look like him and his eyes are way too close together.

james deen has that one scene with april oneil where that one semi famous internet gif comes from doe


nacho is prob the best cause he destroys twats


prob the ugliest mainstream pornstar i can think of from the top of my head is ave devine but shes just the biggest whore on earth, i remember hearing her on howard stern and theres nothin she wont do

Was he the guy who did gay porn but now he does straight porn?

rumor is a lot of male pornstars start in gay porn

i dunno tho cause i dont watch dude on dude porn lol

i know peter north did aka the king of loadz

you just described every straight guy who's done porn :pssst:

:laughing: Gotcha.

ways to be male pornstar

-do gay porn first
-start doin porn with girlfriend


like that lucky sumbitch who used to be in all of faye reagans video with the ear gauges

Yep. Although I'm actually more bummed that I can't watch Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones. The best era of television in history and I'm missing it. :(

That was a lie. I want porn.

Can't you watch it on primewire at the library?