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View Poll Results: Are you satisfied with your gender?
Yes 84 69.42%
No 14 11.57%
Not sure 23 19.01%
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Old 07-07-2010, 06:32 PM   #311 (permalink)
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Maybe you would feel differently if the girl were your own daughter.
Well obviously I wouldn't laugh age 14 and under, but after that...
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:24 PM   #312 (permalink)
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Yeah, I am also really baffled by the amount of uncontrollable boners you kids are getting, and public wanking?! Can you not control yourselves?! I remember in high school when I caught the bus a few of my guy friends would get unexpected bus boners, too, from the vibrations I guess.

Oh, and another thing I dislike about being female which I was reminded of today... I got a letter in the mail from the doctor's clinic saying I'm due for a pap smear. Ughhh. Going to put this off for at least a few months...
Pap smears may be bad, but us guys have to get the bum-finger for prostate exams, and THE SWAB for some ST infections. (the swab = long ass Q tip that gets shoved down the hole)
Wear condoms when slutting around, guys.

As far as uncontrollable boners, it happens naturally when you're young. It doesn't necessarily mean it's caused by a person being turned on or anything. I think the main cases for this are "Morning Wood" and "Vibra-chubs", and less commonly: "Mystery-chubs".
They really are a mystery.
Chalk it up to excellent blood circulation.
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:25 PM   #313 (permalink)
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Despite post in this thread several time I don't thing I have actually responded to the question in the OP. My answer: sure why not, I'm perfectly happy being male. I think I'd have been perfectly happy being female too. And it would be pretty interesting if there was some way to see what it's like to be a woman for a little while.
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:26 PM   #314 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:27 PM   #315 (permalink)
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Pap smears may be bad, but us guys have to get the bum-finger for prostate exams, and THE SWAB for some ST infections. (the swab = long ass Q tip that gets shoved down the hole)
Wear condoms when slutting around, guys.

As far as uncontrollable boners, it happens naturally when you're young. It doesn't necessarily mean it's caused by a person being turned on or anything. I think the main cases for this is "Morning Wood" and "Vibra-chubs", and less commonly: "Mystery-chubs".
They really are a mystery.
Chalk it up to excellent blood circulation.
That sounds really disturbing... the bum-finger. I don't envy you. Do you guys have to get it often? APPARENTLY once you're sexually active you're supposed to have a pap smear every 2 years. Every two years I get the letter and then I'm like ughhhhhhhhh and put it off for ages. Especially since all the doctors at the free/public doctor's surgery are all men who are foreign and can barely speak English.

Is morning wood something that continues for most chapters of your life or is it just a pubescent thing? Because every single guy I've known has morning boners... every day.
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Yeah morning wood is common. Also, unintended boners in public are a total embarassment.
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:35 PM   #318 (permalink)
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That sounds really disturbing... the bum-finger. I don't envy you. Do you guys have to get it often? APPARENTLY once you're sexually active you're supposed to have a pap smear every 2 years. Every two years I get the letter and then I'm like ughhhhhhhhh and put it off for ages. Especially since all the doctors at the free/public doctor's surgery are all men who are foreign and can barely speak English.

Is morning wood something that continues for most chapters of your life or is it just a pubescent thing? Because every single guy I've known has morning boners... every day.
I still get morning wood and I'll be 30 in January. I don't know how long it lasts throughout life, but it's not terribly inconvenient.

As far as prostate exams, guys don't typically start getting them until they're in their 40's, but I think it's an annual thing. I could be wrong... maybe we should ask Right-Track? hehe
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:40 PM   #319 (permalink)
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I've had a prostate exam before. When I was around eight years old I had severe constipation for a few months and the doctors thought there was something wrong with me. It's really not that bad.
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Well obviously I wouldn't laugh age 14 and under, but after that...
Seriously? You would laugh at or about your own kid based on the fact that she's not going to do something you do? Wowwwww....
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