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View Poll Results: Are you satisfied with your gender?
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:48 AM   #431 (permalink)
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People usually piss against walls because the toilets are either full or covered in puke.
Not because it's manly.
Or because it's a long walk between bars. Not that I'd know from experience or anything.
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:48 AM   #432 (permalink)
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People usually piss against walls because the toilets are either full or covered in puke.
Not because it's manly.
Yeah those Trainspotting toilets are the worst, when I come across one of those I'll man up and use the urinal, but I won't like it.
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:49 AM   #433 (permalink)
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Or because it's a long walk between bars. Not that I'd know from experience or anything.
Guernsey has more bars per square mile than any other place in the world.
So I wouldn't know about that
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:51 AM   #434 (permalink)
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I've pissed up a wall, but still. Just an example of really blokey behaviour. Stating that they're going for a massive shit whilst putting a paper under their arm is another LAD thing to do.
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:54 AM   #435 (permalink)
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Guernsey has more bars per square mile than any other place in the world.
So I wouldn't know about that
That's it, I'm coming to visit.
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:56 AM   #436 (permalink)
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I've pissed up a wall, but still. Just an example of really blokey behaviour. Stating that they're going for a massive shit whilst putting a paper under their arm is another LAD thing to do.
I've got a friend who does that just because he thinks it's funny. He also enjoys sitting down on my lap and farting. But he's the furthest from a "lad" you could get. Extremely smart, really caring and compassionate, more well-traveled than I am, and he's a total computer geek who runs his own internet marketing company.
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:01 AM   #437 (permalink)
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He partakes in LAD behaviour.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/48679-lad.html

I made a thread on it, there's a site that makes light of LAD behaviour. A bit like FML, but instead it's LAD. I love and hate 'lads' at the same time, they're amusing with their c*nty antics, but I also hate talking to them and being around them.
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Lads tend to be more tolerable when you've had a skinful yourself.
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Lads justify completely inappropriate behaviour as 'banter'.

Usually it's followed by an 'oioi'.

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Old 07-14-2010, 10:16 AM   #440 (permalink)
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Almost all of my friends are girls, although lately I've been bonding with some gay men. I don't have a single heterosexual male friend (in real life yeah, I've talked to plenty of great hetero dudes online). I guess it's mostly because all of the straight men that have surrounded me throughout my life have been retarded and homophobic so I just stayed clear of them. And the chances of finding a normal, open minded and intelligent straight dude in Croatia is kinda like winning the lottery. I think women on average are just much more open minded...
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