Are you satisfied with your gender?

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 10-01-2013, 12:54 PM

I prefer it when they don't show their faces so I can mentally superimpose one of my dudes faces onto them but then if they pan up to the dudes face its like urrrgh *loses ladyboner*

Also its not like their dicks are all that special especially with all the cut dudes in porn, with their neopolitan ice cream lookin dicks ughh

midnight rain · 10-01-2013, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

I prefer it when they don't show their faces so I can mentally superimpose one of my dudes faces onto them but then if they pan up to the dudes face its like urrrgh *loses ladyboner*

Also its not like their dicks are all that special especially with all the cut dudes in porn, with their neopolitan ice cream lookin dicks ughh

wat

is that a euphemism for circumsized?

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 10-01-2013, 01:06 PM

lmao no I already said they were cut!! but it looks like neopolitan ice cream to me w/ the scarring on some dudes

midnight rain · 10-01-2013, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

lmao no I already said they were cut!! but it looks like neopolitan ice cream to me w/ the scarring on some dudes

oh shi- i thought every cut guy's looked a bit like that

regarding makeup most girls look better with it, but when it's caked on in ridiculous amounts it looks awful. so balance and all that

Burning Down · 10-01-2013, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

Dude how come no one is talking about how ass ugly male porn stars are?

I think I came across ONE in all my years of porn watching and I was so shocked I had to stop wanking

holy ****

I know right? The female porn stars are only ****ing them cause they can get good money for it. Guys who watch porn are obviously only paying attention to the women so it doesn't matter what the dudes look like.

13 Inexplicable Male Porn Stars » Holytaco

Gross.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 10-01-2013, 01:18 PM

i do think its weird those guys that have like a discolored cokc towards the head. its like they tan it or somethin lol

ive watched enough porn i have my fave male pornstars in a non gay way. they are brandon iron and nacho. dirty harry is hilarious because hes so disgusting lookin but has banged millions of chicks, much like ron jeremy.

midnight rain · 10-01-2013, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

I know right? The female porn stars are only ****ing them cause they can get good money for it. Guys who watch porn are obviously only paying attention to the women so it doesn't matter what the dudes look like.

13 Inexplicable Male Porn Stars » Holytaco

Gross.

only ones I recognize there are Ron Jeremy and Randy Spears, mostly for their legacy

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

i do think its weird those guys that have like a discolored cokc towards the head. its like they tan it or somethin lol

ive watched enough porn i have my fave male pornstars in a non gay way. they are brandon iron and nacho. dirty harry is hilarious because hes so disgusting lookin but has banged millions of chicks, much like ron jeremy.

he looks like he'd be a rapist if he wasn't being payed to slay

Burning Down · 10-01-2013, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Tuna

only ones I recognize there are Ron Jeremy and Randy Spears, mostly for their legacy

he looks like he'd be a rapist if he wasn't being payed to slay

That's probably why he went into the porn industry. He knew he had to channel his urges in some way so he went for a less risky route.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 10-01-2013, 01:24 PM

i recognize most of those guys. funny fact: max hardcore went to prison, might still be in prison for his videos. because he roleplays chicks as like 13 yr olds and pisses on them and does a lot of degrading stuff

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 10-01-2013, 01:27 PM

Some girls go crazy over James Deen but I think he looks like a dweeb ugh

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10-01-2013, 12:54 PM	#741 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I prefer it when they don't show their faces so I can mentally superimpose one of my dudes faces onto them but then if they pan up to the dudes face its like urrrgh loses ladyboner Also its not like their dicks are all that special especially with all the cut dudes in porn, with their neopolitan ice cream lookin dicks ughh

10-01-2013, 01:06 PM	#743 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	lmao no I already said they were cut!! but it looks like neopolitan ice cream to me w/ the scarring on some dudes

10-01-2013, 01:18 PM	#746 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	i do think its weird those guys that have like a discolored cokc towards the head. its like they tan it or somethin lol ive watched enough porn i have my fave male pornstars in a non gay way. they are brandon iron and nacho. dirty harry is hilarious because hes so disgusting lookin but has banged millions of chicks, much like ron jeremy.

10-01-2013, 01:24 PM	#749 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	i recognize most of those guys. funny fact: max hardcore went to prison, might still be in prison for his videos. because he roleplays chicks as like 13 yr olds and pisses on them and does a lot of degrading stuff

10-01-2013, 01:27 PM	#750 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Some girls go crazy over James Deen but I think he looks like a dweeb ugh