Party!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuw
 

my birthday is on tuesday. my party is at the irish pub in frankston at 830 on friday the 18th, theres two rooms booked out. now, jibb has allready confirmed via private messages and shes making an effort. i only hope all of you can do the same

bad news, I apparently promised to go to another thing that day, and I wont be able to make it, sorry about that.

well fine. be that way.youv changed jibb you used to be cool.what happened to you? caught up in the 'pretty girls' club now. you care more about your image than your oldest friends birthday party. i feel like i dont even know you anymore

well it's not my fault I've moved on to a different crowd, you could at least give my new friends a shot

when they chase me in their cars throwing pipe bombs at me, i dont really think about stopping and saying "you know what guys, iv been friends with jibb for a long time, and now that your friends with her, maybe we should give it a shot? maybe we have lots in common we dont even know about. what do you say?"

they throw pipe bombs because they love! everyone shows affection in different ways!
and did you really feel it was neccesary to fill tiffany's hairspray can with acid?

but why do they have to humiliate me at assembly infront of the whole school about my achne dilemma and teeth problems and coke bottle glasses? or my speech impedima, impedima, impedmnt..?

I can hardly blame the girl after what you did to her foot cream, the girl had to walk around for a week with her hands superglued to her right foot! the surgeon had to amputate her big toe!

she had it coming. she put vinegar in my penal infection cream tube. and something else...i think it was deepheat. you wouldnt understand the pain. and in gym class too!

and the tampon covered in itching powder wasnt extreme? the poor girl cant have children now!

that wasnt itching cream. that was ahhh....well, i smelled it. maybe some achne pus spurted on it. i cannot be blamed for that! all i did was break into her locker, steal her handbag, open her purse and tampon packet and smellit and lick it

still, releasing that videotape of her and richard simmons over the internet was a low blow, the girl had a few drinks, it doesnt warrent that kind of punishment!

richard did that, not me! haha now she is part of the kiss army!

(gene was in the background if you didnt notice...thats where her mouth was)

ooooooohhhhhh noo.....

whats wrong? they didnt release our video did they?

That Biatch! She did release it! Tiffany must die!

YES! now im popular!
i just recieved numerous invites to parties, my achne has vanished, my glasses hurt my eyes...i dont need them! and i can say impediment!! plus my balls dropped, so i sound like a guy, my teeth are perfectly straight and white and i have a muscle!

covle, covle, covle, that's not a mirror you're looking at hon, that's the picture of Orlando Bloom hanging on your wall.

i dont have a picture of orlando bloom. i have many of hilary duff, and many items of stuff by hilary duff. but your right, it wasnt me, it was a picture of david hasselhof

of course it wasnt you, I know you too well covle, I know you too well. What say we watch the broadway musical the HMS Pinafore? for old times sake?

worst segway ever. but ill take it! you know what i found humorous? thrice joining the navy. it just made me think of him in his white uniform performing the hit song "in the navy" with the simpsons cast.

haha, I dunno, I think hearing him sing the score to the HMS pinafore makes for a better mental image. Although....there was thatone simpsons episode where sideshow bob does just that, they could sing a duet!

and i could lend him some costumes! iv got all the hilary duff line. though, most shirts are too small and cleavage or midriff tops. i like how they show off my abdominal muscles and how the skirts are so tight i get a package in clothes without a crotch, but i dunno how thrice would feel about wearing such clothes.

hmmmm....might not be such a good idea, those men have been at sea with other men for quite a while, could be just too much to handle.

ahh i see your point. well, maybe itd be safer if you talk to them. one, your not a guy, and two....well lets just say i think youll be safe

I think you're on to something, I could get advice on my hairstyle, I don't think my current one draws enough attention to my high cheekbones, they would surely know about that.

You know Ill be there babe

you guys are too funny. anywho, if i didn't live in Virginia I still probably wouldn't come but happy birthday dude.


666 post....weird.....

I`d come but irish theme pubs irritate the crap out of me.

Oh and there`s the small matter of the Atlantic & Pacific Ocean too

is that you, He-who-must-not-be-named-cause-his-mum-had-no-ideas-and-didnt-name-him-at all?? have you come to kill us all?

WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? COME ON!! GET THIS OVER WITH!!

*shuts up realising too many bad movies can turn you into a freak*

bah irish pubs the only thing available a week before my birthday. procrastination all the way. i dont really care because as the "birthday boy" i get free drinks all night.

how cool....

wish i was old enough to drink

^ no, no you don't. trust me.

actually im pretty sure i do

^ no, alcohol bad.

sounds like a recent anectdote should accompany your statements jibb. care to share?

yeah im all ears......

^check the confessionals thread that urban made....

you lost all dignity that night?
at least you kept your pants

^haha, nah didn't lose all dignity, could have been a HELL of a lot worse.