Last night I had a dream that there were all of these centipedes in my house and they were absolutely terrifying. My brother, for some reason, was trying to help me get rid of them and he said he knew the perfect way to deal with them and then he sticky-taped the centipedes to my left thigh! What the ****! I was disgusted and I hated having these bugs attached to me and thought it was terrifying/ disgusting but I couldn't get them off. Then I woke up and realised I didn't have centipedes taped to my thigh so it was okay.

I dreamt last night that I was walking down the main street of my town with two girls from school (that I dont like) and one saw a van of boys and put a brick in the windscreen, so I bolted away because I thought they were gypsys and would probably fracture my eyesocket. So I ran away and somehow ran 20miles from the town to my house and I was in my room. Then a boy appears with this thing that looks like a hedge trimmer and tells me he's going to kill me with it, so I ran downstairs and looked back up and he was standing at the top and threw the hedge trimmer down at me and said "look what I've got" and pulled out a genie lamp, and pulled the spout and a samuri came out (lmao) I ran into my kitchen and hid behind the closed door and he stabbed me through the door 7 times, I ran out my house and I was back in the towns main street, and my best mate was in this car with an unknown fat woman, I lay across the backseat and couldnt breathe because the window wasn't open so I opened the window and started breathing again, but started crying because I thought i was going to die of blood loss, then my best friend (male) started crying because he thought i was going to die :( then this fatty drove around for a lifetime and im losing blood, so I got out her car and walked around with 7 samuri wounds on my stomach. WTF.

I swear if I have one more dream about my ex I am going to FLIP. OUT. I guess this situation is causing me way more stress than I realized.

To clarify, I "broke up" with this girl about 2 years ago. We slept together for a year and half after that...half a year of which she started dating some other guy. I acted like I didn't care, but I did and I really wanted to be together with her again. I went overseas for an internship and once I got back I lived with my parents for a while. She effectively got engaged to this guy last month. I always had this small hope we would get back together but that hope is obviously gone.

The dream part. Right. I keep having these dreams about me confronting her about the whole engagement thing. It never goes well. They are the most straightforward dreams ever, but they suck. The last one had us visiting Singapore together (where we met and started dating) and eventually I started grilling her about the whole thing and it never got anywhere.

Lame.

I can relate. She plagues my mind when I'm asleep. (My ex, not yours.) Her new boyfriend pops up a fair bit as well. I had one dream where we spent all day together, in a jungle. Then she fell from the top of a cliff and her new boyfriend catched her and they f*cked off together. With her in his arms.

I mean, what the f*ck?

And weirdly enough I broke up with her coming up 2 years in December.

I'll have a stab at this, just for fun.

The school reference is a recurring dream I have too.
Only you're lucky, because in mine I always end up walking down the corridors in full school uniform, minus my trousers!
I think your dream relates to the kind of common insecurity we all have.
You know you've moved on in life (away from school) but you haven't yet found your vocation. At least the one you know deep down inside you'd be happy with.
Hence the sense of, "there isn't really anywhere to go."
Which of course there is, but not where you want to be.

Which brings me to your magician, "doing all kinds of crazy fun magic."

You're a creative person. Your frustration suggests you're frustrated in real life too.
Make any sense?

that's too simple :p:

last night i had a really vivid dream that i can't quite remember the beginning of, but at a certain point i was carrying around a quartz crystal and i found some strange dude with a staff who held it over my crystal, at which point it started glowing all kinds of crazy colors. i wandered off to see what it could do but before i'd gotten too far he shot me with a poisoned arrow that paralyzed my entire body. he dragged me off somewhere and told me that i would wake up, but until then i would have to have some uncomfortable dreams. at which point i woke up (into "real life"), and realized i was indeed terribly uncomfortable and hot.... weeeird

This one is easy.

You don't like the two girls because they are slags (am I right, or am I right?)
The van full of boys you relate to the two girls.
They do something you wouldn't do, but would like to.
they break the window (have sex with the boys).
You run because you don't want to be like them...or do you?

The hedge trimmer and genie lamp with the samurai sword is in fact a penis.
You know this because you added lmao...which was very interesting.

We know what the stabbing is here, don't we?
Were there 7 boys in that van Kayleigh?

The car with the unknown fat woman is very interesting.
Was she pregnant...was she you?
Now you're panicking, hence the not being able to breathe...along with child birth connotations.
The friend is there because you have a guilty secret to share.
The boy crying is your yet to be born son, or the friend you secretly want to shag?

Have fun with that one. ;)

You need to paint!

RT, you're pretty damn deep.

The girls are indeed slags. Ha.
They don't have sex with the boys, one runs with me, one disappears and one disappears in my house.
I never thought it was a penis, I added lmao, as theyre pretty random. and the fact that a samuri came from a lamp was random too!
There was only two boys in the van, one in the drivers seat and one in the far passenger seat.
She wasn't pregnant and she wasn't me, I've never seen her before but she was dressed strangely in old raggy floral tshirts and kaki (SP?) shorts.
I'm struggling to think of a guilty secret I have to share but I probably do have, I have a tendency to "forget" things and they come back with a ****ing vengence. It's probably because his now girlfriend was my nemisis throughout academy before I knew him. But we don't talk about it.
I absolutely do not want to have sex with him. He's more of a brother figure, we look out for each other and stuff. Although I barely see him, we know that if one is in trouble then we'd help each other out :)


Also, how the **** do analyse that? Most of it is pretty mad how you came to that conclusion, but as I pointed out above, about half is very acurate! :O