I just got my favourite pair of boxes holey enough for me to take a poop without pulling them down :)

Everyone says that!

I don't like to poop without literature, and I get overwhelmingly happy when I see that other people have reading material in their bathrooms.

I always keep a stack of magazines or something handy. I remember going to a neighbour's house and seeing that they had two huge magazine racks in their washroom!

I can't sleep unless there's some kind of white noise. This is probably due to the fact that there is a highway right on the other side of the backyard fence and a railroad that runs parallel to the highway on the other side. There's also quite a few planes that fly over my house overnight. So I've just grown used to falling asleep with all this noise.

OMG! I'm grinning like a total fool. I don't know why I feel the need to smile excessively at this. I should've been a man.