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TheBig3 06-13-2010 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 881239)
Is this beast Pikachu sized? If so, then your boast might be true! ;)

Seriously, though, I think killing any animal who weighs close to my weight would be difficult if the animal were, say, attacking me and I were only allowed to kick to defend myself.

But what are the "rules" here? For example, if there were a sleeping 200 pound, 6 foot man, it might not be too hard to sneak up and manage a sudden kick/stamp to his neck, crushing his windpipe.

And if one is allowed the use of sedative pills or darts beforehand, then killing most animals, human or non-human, might be fairly easy...as long as the animal has an obvious neck to kick in and block air flow.

I think kicking a shark to death, which I wouldn't want to do anyway, would be very difficult. And any large, feline predator would out-maneuver a human quite quickly and lethally, long before you manage to give a lethal kick. Anyone who thinks he or she can kick a mountain lion to death is going to have a rude awakening. How to Survive a Mountain Lion Attack | RailRiders Adventure & Travel Blog

you're a sick ****.

Urban Hat€monger ? 06-13-2010 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by vegangelica (Post 881239)
is this beast pikachu sized? If so, then your boast might be true! ;)

seriously, though, i think killing any animal who weighs close to my weight would be difficult if the animal were, say, attacking me and i were only allowed to kick to defend myself.

But what are the "rules" here? For example, if there were a sleeping 200 pound, 6 foot man, it might not be too hard to sneak up and manage a sudden kick/stamp to his neck, crushing his windpipe.

And if one is allowed the use of sedative pills or darts beforehand, then killing most animals, human or non-human, might be fairly easy...as long as the animal has an obvious neck to kick in and block air flow.

I think kicking a shark to death, which i wouldn't want to do anyway, would be very difficult. And any large, feline predator would out-maneuver a human quite quickly and lethally, long before you manage to give a lethal kick. Anyone who thinks he or she can kick a mountain lion to death is going to have a rude awakening. how to survive a mountain lion attack | railriders adventure & travel blog

Just fucking pick something

TheBig3 06-13-2010 01:10 PM

roflmao

Farfisa 06-13-2010 05:27 PM

Why would you guys even think about kicking an animal to death? You people are ****ing sick... oh, and I can prolly kick the **** out of spiderman.

Janszoon 06-13-2010 06:17 PM

I bet there are tons of plants I could kick to death. But probably not really big ones, like trees.

Dr.Seussicide 06-13-2010 06:26 PM

Humans

Thrice 06-13-2010 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 881132)
Thrice always goes for the penis.

Ha! http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/whale.jpg

FaSho 06-13-2010 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 882068)
Why would you guys even think about kicking an animal to death? You people are ****ing sick... oh, and I can prolly kick the **** out of spiderman.


MAStudent 06-14-2010 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 882068)
Why would you guys even think about kicking an animal to death? You people are ****ing sick... oh, and I can prolly kick the **** out of spiderman.

so a spiderman?

werner77 06-14-2010 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 880269)
Probably a giraffe, just sneak up and snap one leg and you're golden. I few keyblows to the upper neck and it's over.

A woman was actually killed by a giraffe in south africa the other day. She ran after her dog who was chasing the giraffe. and the giraffe kicked her to death.


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