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Old 06-14-2010, 02:50 PM   #151 (permalink)
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Kick Kayleigh to death.

she won't mind
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Old 06-14-2010, 02:54 PM   #152 (permalink)
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double dare you.
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Old 06-14-2010, 03:11 PM   #153 (permalink)
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There must be some animal you don't like.

Sloaths

They're lazy bastards, kick one of those to death.

Go on.
No no...sloths are darling. I would never kick a sloth.

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No no...kayleighs are darling. I would never kick a kayleigh!

What kind of a beast do you think I am!?!
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What kind of a beast do you think I am!?!
You're not.

That's the point.
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Old 06-14-2010, 03:15 PM   #155 (permalink)
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The worst kind. One that lacks instincts. I'd suggest a cow, that's what I'm gonna take down. They're stupid and if you get them on their side, they can't get back up again.
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Old 06-14-2010, 03:40 PM   #157 (permalink)
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wait til theyre sleeping
See, this is the kind of beast you need to be. A beast that has tactical awareness.

Wait til they're asleep, push them over. And then kick their heads in!
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its called cow tipping
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Old 06-14-2010, 04:22 PM   #160 (permalink)
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The worst kind. One that lacks instincts. I'd suggest a cow, that's what I'm gonna take down. They're stupid and if you get them on their side, they can't get back up again.
Hmm... That's strange. They sleep like that a lot. I never see any heavy machinery or UFO's picking them back up in the morning either...

(I live across from a cow field)

Oh, and they don't sleep standing up either.
So the whole tipping thing... good luck. Hope you can push down 2,000+ lbs of weight on 4 legs that knows how to balance and shift its weight...
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