I suppose I could kill an elephant if I had some elephant pharamones, native African clothing, and a small lasso....

Ok then I read all the threads and the biggest animal I could kick to death would be a comodo dragon

an ant
j/k probably a great dane or saint bernard(on crack)

Im going to kick a Dinosaur to death.

Jen xx

^ what dinasour??

um... the dinosaur that im going to find and kick to death.

jen xx

ha ha a turtle if there dinosaurs ?????

dont worry about jen... shes a bit weird....

haha, that's from a a non-weird guy's point of view..

yeh definitely... im not weird... ( :rolleyes: )

*shrugs shoulders* erm, a person, a dog.....oh I know, I could kick a cow to death easily, no problem.

cows are actually fricken big if u get close to em...

Yeah, but they sleep standing up, you can push them over on their side's and they can't get up (It's called cow tipping + this normally kills the cow because the weight of 'em falling 'causes their ribs to break). then kick away. - I don't recommend doing this

pigs make to much noise to kick to death at a farm thats not yours but i still would so i could make bacon...

...mmmmmmmm bacon

LMFAO! I'm not weird... I have an active imagination. :D

Jen xx

haha stupid cow

i reckon i could take down a bear cub son. maybe even two at once.

hella ganxta.

If we're allowing firearms, I could take out a bus stop full of Penguins with an Uzi and a single flick of the wrist...without blinking.

Would midgit in a animal costume count? I reckon I could do that

Can we dropkick? Or is this just regualr kick? Its kind of a big deal.

I could probably kick the everloving sh!t out of a Koala Bear if he started talkin' smack

Maybe a spider. I'm really weak soo spiders.

Oojay`s mother.





Remind me to change this before he comes on :o:

^afraid aren't we :laughing:

noooooo not at all

I know how much he loves his 'your mom' jokes.

you might need therapy if...........
 

you might need therapy if................................

you posted on this thread w/ anything other than:
why the hell would u want to kick an animal to death?
but, hey I'm cool w/ it, I'm assuming you people are acting these out in your mind as fantasies, and it can be helpful to get some of your aggression out

and just for the record:
why the hell would u want to kick an animal to death?

and Dirt, you're answer doesn't have any meaning unless you literally are typing on your laptop in the bear's cage at the Brooklyn Zoo

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PS-fuggoff

If it was within a kick of death, I could totally take down a blue whale.

yeah, but if you started dropkicking, that'd automatically rule out the larger animals. I mean seriously, could you really pick up a hippo to drop kick it?

You don't have to pick up something to dropkick it. I'm fairly certain I could dislodge skull from spine on several large animals given the optino to dropkick. Watch more pro-wrestling, foolish touque...

Chiwawa converting between rugby posts, should be compulsory.
They are the planets ugliest and most obnoxious dog and deserve no respect whatsoever.

I think if i could set up the animal in any way..i would curb stomp the animal..and if i did that i feel confident in any opponent..whether that be a lion..or maybe a gator.

I don't know mate, poodles are pretty scummy, mungrel looking things...especially the shaved pompom style ones.

And elephant or a cow

A pony.

Yep those too...in fact anything yappy should be kicked to a bloody pulp.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2073/kick_the_dog/ :)

Leprechaun

I could kick a great white to death, just gotta kick it real hard in the eye. I'll take out a croc too. I'll just have alot of eye juice all over my feet........yuk

nonsedate-a small bear maybe a baby bear
sedate-cow