what the largest animal you could kick to death?

TheBig3 · 06-13-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Is this beast Pikachu sized? If so, then your boast might be true!

Seriously, though, I think killing any animal who weighs close to my weight would be difficult if the animal were, say, attacking me and I were only allowed to kick to defend myself.

But what are the "rules" here? For example, if there were a sleeping 200 pound, 6 foot man, it might not be too hard to sneak up and manage a sudden kick/stamp to his neck, crushing his windpipe.

And if one is allowed the use of sedative pills or darts beforehand, then killing most animals, human or non-human, might be fairly easy...as long as the animal has an obvious neck to kick in and block air flow.

I think kicking a shark to death, which I wouldn't want to do anyway, would be very difficult. And any large, feline predator would out-maneuver a human quite quickly and lethally, long before you manage to give a lethal kick. Anyone who thinks he or she can kick a mountain lion to death is going to have a rude awakening. How to Survive a Mountain Lion Attack | RailRiders Adventure & Travel Blog

you're a sick ****.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-13-2010, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by vegangelica

is this beast pikachu sized? If so, then your boast might be true!

seriously, though, i think killing any animal who weighs close to my weight would be difficult if the animal were, say, attacking me and i were only allowed to kick to defend myself.

But what are the "rules" here? For example, if there were a sleeping 200 pound, 6 foot man, it might not be too hard to sneak up and manage a sudden kick/stamp to his neck, crushing his windpipe.

And if one is allowed the use of sedative pills or darts beforehand, then killing most animals, human or non-human, might be fairly easy...as long as the animal has an obvious neck to kick in and block air flow.

I think kicking a shark to death, which i wouldn't want to do anyway, would be very difficult. And any large, feline predator would out-maneuver a human quite quickly and lethally, long before you manage to give a lethal kick. Anyone who thinks he or she can kick a mountain lion to death is going to have a rude awakening. how to survive a mountain lion attack | railriders adventure & travel blog

Just fucking pick something

TheBig3 · 06-13-2010, 01:10 PM

roflmao

~~Farfisa~~ · 06-13-2010, 05:27 PM

Why would you guys even think about kicking an animal to death? You people are ****ing sick... oh, and I can prolly kick the **** out of spiderman.

**Janszoon** · 06-13-2010, 06:17 PM

I bet there are tons of plants I could kick to death. But probably not really big ones, like trees.

Dr.Seussicide · 06-13-2010, 06:26 PM

Humans

Thrice · 06-13-2010, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Thrice always goes for the penis.

Ha!

FaSho · 06-13-2010, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

Why would you guys even think about kicking an animal to death? You people are ****ing sick... oh, and I can prolly kick the **** out of spiderman.

MAStudent · 06-14-2010, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

Why would you guys even think about kicking an animal to death? You people are ****ing sick... oh, and I can prolly kick the **** out of spiderman.

so a spiderman?

werner77 · 06-14-2010, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

Probably a giraffe, just sneak up and snap one leg and you're golden. I few keyblows to the upper neck and it's over.

A woman was actually killed by a giraffe in south africa the other day. She ran after her dog who was chasing the giraffe. and the giraffe kicked her to death.

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~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	Why would you guys even think about kicking an animal to death? You people are **ing sick... oh, and I can prolly kick the ** out of spiderman.