Neither.

Same. Coffee gets me going. Tea winds me down. I'm also a super hipster and drink my coffee black. Honey in my tea though.

Tea is for pussies.

Biomerge, activate!

That;s code for: let's merge the two.

Don't judge me. That show's my ****.

I don't drink coffee or tea. I drink the blood of unborn children.

As far as hot drinks go:

http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/media...4321110046.jpg

Think of very tasty gravy but saltier and drinkable.

Are you joking or serious? If serious, where can I get some?

Yeh I'm being serious, it's very comforting in cold weather.

If you don't live in the UK you may struggle.

Damnit! The U.S. has nothing good it feels like.

Got a friend in Uruguay who managed to find Lea & Perrins so if you have a look you might get lucky :)