"No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master." Hunter S Thompson

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over." Hunter S Thompson

"The greatest knowledge in the world is knowing that you know nothing." My old english teacher, I don't know if he was quoting someone else.

"Non-smokers die every day. Sleep tight! I know you've employed some kind of eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke. Let me be the first to pop that bubble and send you hurtling back to reality - because you're dead too. And you know what doctors say? "****, if only you'd smoked - we'd have the technology to help you. It's you people dying from nothing who are screwed". I've got all sorts of neat **** waiting for me - oxygen tent, iron lung...it's like going to Tandy." Bill Hicks.

"If you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends." Penny Lane, Almost Famous.

"It's ****E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete *******s. It's a ****e state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference!" Renton, Trainspotting

"I believe stars are just neon lights shining through the dancefloor on heaven on a Saturday night." Songs: Ohia

"Its better to burn out than to fade away" Neil Young, the man who said a million things I always wanted to say but never could.

"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." Aesop

I was gonna say exactly that.

I'm a vegetarian not because I love animals..but because I hate plants!

Some people walk in the rain,others just get wet. Quote-Ed.

"If you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends." Penny Lane, Almost Famous.

great one! Love that movie...Band Aids.....LOL!

bill hicks is the greatest. my mate said that to my friend who hates smoking. she didnt take it too well, her aunty died from lung cancer a month and a bit ago.
and it was socrates who said "true wisdom comes from knowing, that you know nothing"
^ala bill and teds excellent adventure
"all we are is dust in the wind dude"

"Looks like i wont have to listen to Black Sabbath and kill myself afterwards" Jello on the ramones.:D

"id rather be hated for somebody i am then loved for someone im not"- kurt cobain

"life is like a box of chocolates, you just never know what one your gunna get"- forrest gump

"to save time, lets just agree i know everything"- brian clough

"saying hes talented is like saying a snake is left handed"- noel gallagher in regards to blur lead vocalist damian alburn