The Weirdest Dream You've Ever Had
 

The weirdest dream I ever had was when I drempt that this physco nun locked me in the basement of a church, and then her and the priest would torture me. They thought I was the Anti-Christ. Then the Pope rescued me, but he was killed by a rabbi shortly after. It was really weird.

I went into school one day and everyone was wearing those hats with the helicopter things on top of them (I forget the name) and I felt really left out, so I ran home to get one from under my bed. One the way home, there was this giant goldfish wearing jeans, and he told me that I'd moved house. So I got REALLY scared 'cause I couldnt find my way home, but then I heard my dad singing "we all live in a yellow submarine". So I followed that, and I found my new 'house', which just happened to be in the exact same place as my old house, but it was of course a yellow submarine. My dad was on top of it singing and dancing with a cane, then he slid down the ladder and started tap dancing right infront of me. Then I woke up...

I have told that dream to so many people its no wonder I know it off by heart... I love that dream :D

^ they are called Beanie hats... seriously, I can't think of any weird dreams I have had in particular....one time though the Dead Kennedys were the worlds suppliers of milk...really weird..I guess the Nazis go without their calcium huh? LOL!

^Hah I like that Dead Kennedys thing... And thank you, I knew it was something along the lines of beanie hates :thumb:

Heh, I like the goldfish thing.

I had a dream a couple of years ago where Marylin Manson was chasing me through a mazlike building...very odd

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My sister had this dream about me once..weirdest thing i ever heard.
It was that I was jsut standing there in front of an aquarium with a pyranha in it..and the all of a sudden it burst through the glass and bit my head off haha.

I had one where I went on vacation, and there was a huge terrain park at the hotel, but I didn't know that before I got there, so I just went through the park in my boots (I had boots, jacket, pants, goggles and everything but not skis for some reason). I went over all the tables by running up and then jumping off, and I'd get about 100 feet of air on each one, with uncountable spins and grabs, land it perfectly. then somehow I was in the backcountry, sliding around in my boots, every so often I'd jump, go up in the air about 100 feet again, more spins and grabs, and the mountain never ended. the only problem was that I never had my skis on.

well they're too many and i would never stop talking about them. i'll just tell you the "titles"
1) "the jasmine and alladin labyrinth" one
2) "the kurt and courtney in front of my house because kurt never died" one
3) "the black and white dream about the courtain with ghosts glued on it"
4) "the dad sh*tting" one

i've had so many weird dreams... it would be harder to try to remember a normal dream. just choose one of the titles (if you're interested) and i'll tell you about it :)