The Confessional Thread

[butthead aka 216]

Well benteke the posts in the snog for girls thread was a hint towards that so I assumed but it don't matter

Last nite I forgot my toothbtush so ised my friends brush. Kinda gross that's my confession

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

Right on CB. Good for you, I'm sure that wasn't easy and I applaud you.

Cheers Paul.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

Well benteke the posts in the snog for girls thread was a hint towards that so I assumed but it don't matter

Last nite I forgot my toothbtush so ised my friends brush. Kinda gross that's my confession

Just a bit yeah.

[Jarlaxle]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

With me it's pretty much 100% how I look. I don't find myself to be attractive at all, so keeping thin is really all I've got. As long as I can still identify most of the bones in my hands and wrists (and fit my fingers around my wrist, fingertips touching) without having to strain, as long as I've got prominent collarbones, and I can still feel all my ribs and my hipbones; as long as my face remains gaunt I'm ok. I subconsciously 'check' or 'measure' just to make sure I'm still thin.

I hate my thighs; I hate my calves. I've been trying to figure out a way to whittle them down to nothing more than fatless twigs but I haven't figured out how to sort of put them into a state of atrophy (they're so muscular, it sickens me).

I'm a little neurotic.

You sound quite attractive, actually...lean and muscular.

[Cyril Sneer]

I have never eaten a mushroom because they are a type of fungus and people get fungal feet infections so eating a mushroom would be like tasting someone's rancid feet.

I have never eaten baked beans because it reminds me of the plastic tub you had to scrape your plate into after school dinners at Primary school and eating beans would be like eating the contents of the plastic tub.

[Jarlaxle]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Sometimes they do. Seriously, though, if you're jacking it in a thrift store fitting room, you should probably re-evaluate your reasons for breathing.

My friend's wife asked him to take her coat while she was in a fitting room. When he reached in, she grabbed his hand, yanked him in, closed the door, and stopped him from objecting by kissing him. When they finished, the saleswoman had a huge smile on her face as she watched them leave.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Cyril Sneer

I have never eaten a mushroom because they are a type of fungus and people get fungal feet infections so eating a mushroom would be like tasting someone's rancid feet.

What a strange connection to make.

[Jarlaxle]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Feeling your pain, man. Someone I work with recently asked me what I listen to, and since I just don't have the energy to deal with that particular person (or many other people who talk too much and think too little) I just sort of babbled off what I've been listening to lately, and I dropped some names - Strawberry Alarm Clock, Electric Prunes, T. Rex... and I kid you not, the kid was like "are you even saying words right now?" (he literally said that) and I thought to myself "LOL YEP THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER, GET LOST, BYE"

Someone should seriously just put us away forever.

My confession: I now want to strangle you because after reading that post, the song Incense and Peppermints popped into my head! Auuugh!

[Cyril Sneer]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

What a strange connection to make.

I know, it's totally irrational, I can't even touch them.

I've just remembered another food related one, when I was young, I used to wait until my Mum's back was turned in the supermarket and poke the eyes of fish that were packed in cellophane wrapping.

[Jarlaxle]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Regrettably.

Cars are a real bitch to screw in, too.

Depends on the car. Full-sized Chrysler station works just fine!