The Confessional Thread

[Carpe Mortem]

WD you need an abusive bear of a man with a thunderous c0ck if you wanna be put in your place. No woman is gonna not just wanna tuck you into bed and tell her friends you're a nice kid.

[Black Francis]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I hate the word "yum". I hate it. It's not even a ****ing word. It's like a cross between onomatopoeia and the sound a baby makes right before you punch it in the face. No matter how intelligent the person using it might be, I'm still convinced that they're an idiot for about two and half seconds.

Yummy-yummy i got loves in my tummy and i feel like loving y- Wait, you punch babies?? O_o

Not cool bruh, they just babies..

[GuD]

BEars=



i like prettty

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

BEars=



i like prettty

Girly, not burly. That's my policy. I never look twice at anything too muscular or wide.

[skyline]

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

BEars=



i like prettty

+1 I like my men and women on the feminine side.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Black Francis

Yummy-yummy i got loves in my tummy and i feel like loving y- Wait, you punch babies?? O_o

Not cool bruh, they just babies..

**** babies.

[Sequoioideae]

Originally Posted by skyline

+1 I like my men and women on the feminine side.

Amen.

This guy in my speech class has silver/blonde hair down to his shoulders and he was rocking keds with rolled up blue pants. I almost thought he was a chick at first, but he really caught my eye, major qt.

[The Batlord]

I don't like "butch" women, but a pretty woman with some real muscles is kind of a turn on. Not necessarily body builder built, but... Amazonian I suppose. I like a woman that kind of scares me. Gotta have a non-passive female with a mouth to put me in my place. I get off on bugging people and pushing their buttons with light-hearted, douchebag humor and if they doesn't react accordingly then I get bored. And if she can back it up with a mean right hook I digs it. Not bitchy though. I've dealt with irrational and aggressive women plenty in my life, and while I like a girl that can keep me on my toes, I don't want to have to walk on egg shells around her.

[GuD]

all day
erry day

all WDs thinx abouts

is makeing outs wit purdy manboys/ladymens. WD is a hounding pervs, believes no lies, WD is a thick-dicked horny motherfvcker with no goals other than to fvck all the holes and drink all the bodily fluids, especially blood. WD loves somes bloods. Vampiric, WD is. Vampiric.

[The Batlord]