I'm a ****ing moron. I'm currently on merriam-webster.com making it say "penis" out loud, over and over again.

It's 12:23 A.M., and I almost just woke up my entire house doing the exact same thing. Why. Was that. So. Funny!??

I guess we're all morons. Take vagina for a ride.

You should up the ante with "There is a douche bag stuck in my vagina". I found a text-to-speak app for my Chromebook. The sky is the limit.

really? You guys are doing that during the great Fappening?

Dude, have you never known the glory that is text-to-speak? It is the height of comic brilliance.

You totally missed out. Your have Aubrey Plaza was part of it.

I know this may come as a shock to you, shocks me a bit too TBH, but I'm not really all that interested in that whole thing. Kate Upton? Yeah. Her breasts are a work of art, but it's not like I've never seen another chick on the internet with a better body than Jennifer Lawrence.

This. Who cares? Never seen boobs before? Sometimes it's better to leave things to the imagination.

Whatever. You guys can downplay it all you want. This event was still a pretty big ****ing deal.

The guy that leaked ScarJo's pics got 10 years. I wonder how much time guy will get.