I hate the word "yum". I hate it. It's not even a ****ing word. It's like a cross between onomatopoeia and the sound a baby makes right before you punch it in the face. No matter how intelligent the person using it might be, I'm still convinced that they're an idiot for about two and half seconds.

I like saying yum. You're weird Batty.

Yes, you do. Yes, you do.

Yum!

isn't your hair bleached tho

does that really count as blonde

my confession

i'm in love with a girl i met on the train. burger records buttons all over her denim jacket, black hoodie, black short skirt, patterned black tights, all-black converse low tops... cute haircut and bright lipstick.

why do i only get to be around these beautiful people when i'm too drunk to make a decent impression. she spent her whole train ride laughing at me trying (see: failing) to stand up and conversing with some strange elderly lady that smelled like almonds. WD IS A PRETTY MANLADY. WD IS AN ALCOHOLIC. WD NEEDS A PRETTYPERSON IN THEIR LIFE.

wompwompmovealongjustmadselfpitieshurrr

more cushion for the pushin gnomesayin?

in totally honesty though i kinda have a thing for "big" grrrls. only if they're totally fabulous and sassy, though.

I need sass. A little uh, puttin-in-muh-places, from the fairest sex and their likeness.

like shannon from shannon and the clams.

i'm pretty sure she knows i want her coochie.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6pjcKw0Wtm...ography-45.jpg

FAWNING LIKE A LITTLE GRRRL ALL OVER HER