i've been talking to a couple friends i lost contact with for a while and i feel like they are worse than me when it comes to morals and ****. makes me feel somewhat good about myself cause usually reading you people's posts makes me feel like a dick in comparison.

If it makes you feel any better sometimes I ponder the morality of cannibalism. But I think that's just my brain being weird and thinking about what people taste like.

if you are able to relate to this gif and this man I'm terribly sorry but you'll never be within 15 feet of me alone.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/0ecb14117...gwipo1_500.gif

because... that's ... that's just a whole lot of nope.

lol naw, I just have a particularly overactive imagination that lands in weird places once in a while. Schizophrenia does probably run in the family, though.

Veal is the closest thing, so if you've had veal, you're pretty damn close to knowing.

you'll just have to warn me if I smell particularly good or something.

I don't think that'll ever be an issue.



















JOKES I KID I SWEAR <3 <3 <3 <3

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Also, I forgot about this. It's pretty interesting, and if I was living among a tribe that did this, I'd probably do it.

I could make you cry in 30 seconds or less, but I won't, because you're young and damaged.

You better not let Teddy hear you talking about his woman like that.