I'm irritated by the ones that go to great lengths to be the living stereotype of a super straight person, just so nobody will ever question their sexuality. They need to just stop. They're so obnoxious.

^my boss is like that. drives me friggin crazy.

"don't matter long as you get that dick wet bro"

Literally said that to me once I just... ick.

Gross. Sounds like a real shithead to me.

He's a hard working guy but yeah, he's got some pretty terrible personality traits when he's not putting on the show for customers. I don't get how dudes like him can come from San Francisco... he was born and raised here too and it just doesn't add up at all. He calls women "The Fee-males" and barks like a dog at his friends... I have no idea how I got this job.

Who's your boss? DMX?

I'm sure he wishes he was.

dude's constantly shitting on the sidewalk.

http://nahright.com/news/m.php/images/DMX-court.jpg

Or has a lot of paparazzi midgets on his ass.

Couldn't give two ****s what your sexual orientation is, and generally I do respect people who are straight. But I do find it quite pathetic when heterosexuals try really hard to defend their sexuality and don't want to be judged, or perceived as gay... Like it's some big threat or something.

no one got the joke :(