The Confessional Thread

The Batlord · 06-08-2015, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Machine

I'm a lazy mofo I have finals starting tomorrow morning, but don't really have a ton of motivation to study like I know I should because I know I'll do well enough to pass woth a good grade.

Then what's the problem? Time to get wasted.

Machine · 06-08-2015, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Then what's the problem? Time to get wasted.

Sounds like a plan.

Plankton · 06-09-2015, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

My neighbor is going through the after effects of a bad break up, and my sympathy meter is over it.
I'm going to bitch slap him across the face and tell him to take back the Harley, (the one she can see him rev at all hours of the night because she lives three doors down.)and stop being that guy.

If he's rev'ing it all night, I'd be inclined to put some dog poo on the throttle for him as a warning that people have jobs, and he needs to put on his big boy pants and suck it up.

Also, three doors down? Besides the ****ty band reference, do you live in a trailer park?

RoxyRollah · 06-09-2015, 09:40 AM

No I live in a two story townhouse behind ironclad gates over the train tracks from the hood. I drive a ****ty car so I can live in a nice neighborhood. They met at the pool a while back moved in with each other almost got married too. Classy hunh!?

**Frownland** · 06-09-2015, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

do you live in a trailer park?

She lives in Florida, which is basically a peninsula sized trailer park.

RoxyRollah · 06-09-2015, 09:49 AM

Someone's jealous I don't live on the falt line.

Plankton · 06-09-2015, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

No I live in a two story townhouse behind ironclad gates over the train tracks from the hood. I drive a ****ty car so I can live in a nice neighborhood. They met at the pool a while back moved in with each other almost got married too. Classy hunh!?

Well, that makes a lot more sense now. I know what it's like to live in those townhomes/condo's with a club house and pool. I was a maintenance person for the association my parents belonged to. My brother dated one of our neighbors. Classy as it gets.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 06-09-2015, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

She lives in Florida, which is basically a peninsula sized trailer park.

peninsula isn't a size you viking descendant middle american born ginger bitch

**Frownland** · 06-09-2015, 03:49 PM

I had no idea I was a ginger or that I had ever lived in the midwest. Interesting.

Peninsula is most definitely a size, it's just universal. You can have small peninsulas where the inhabitants are kind of insecure, you can have huge peninsulas where the residents are largely assholes, and then you have your average sized peninsulas whose inhabitants think their peninsula is small because they only see the big ones on tv.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 06-09-2015, 03:59 PM

lol... decent porn joke but peninsula still isn't a size ginger f word

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I had no idea I was a ginger or that I had ever lived in the midwest. Interesting. Peninsula is most definitely a size, it's just universal. You can have small peninsulas where the inhabitants are kind of insecure, you can have huge peninsulas where the residents are largely assholes, and then you have your average sized peninsulas whose inhabitants think their peninsula is small because they only see the big ones on tv. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	lol... decent porn joke but peninsula still isn't a size ginger f word