Is this your real confession? That you were born at one point and therefore were a gross baby, the very thing you despise?

http://40.media.tumblr.com/5d090f48b...oboao1_500.jpg

Happy birthday!

:laughing: My mom's birthday was a few days ago and I was joking with her about a story she told me about my gross baby self:

She was lifting me up over her face (in that "wee, you're an airplane yay" fashion) and suddenly I started getting a little sick ... so I vomited all over her face. She said the worst part was that it got in her mouth.

Thanks, son. :)

I had ice cream for breakfast to celebrate Lil's birthday as well.

Weird how you celebrated her birthday before you found out about it. I question the oracle's validity.

What you dont know is, I was eating ice cream since yesterday.

I ate ice cream for breakfast cause I'm fat.

Roxy knows all.


ftfy

I ate ice cream for lunch because it's just about the only thing I can swallow.

You might want to reword that before The Batlord gets here.

EDIT: Too late, Batlord-lite got to it.