One time about 2 or 3 years ago I was watching the news with an Ebay employee when I worked there and they announced that the didn't legalize gay marriage. I said "Yesssssssssss" and did a fist pump just to see how she'd react. It clearly upset her. I thought it was funny.

^Despite hating the gays, I loled at this.

i'm against marriage

Sometimes I wish I was deaf blind and ugly

PM me your tears of regret when you're in your late thirties and wish you had gotten married.

Marriage is saying that you're love is so strong that you should get the government involved.

U don't need the state to tell u ur married...

boom

But also I was joking, although I don't see all that much significant in marriage. Especially if you end up splitting with your partner later down the line as it just becomes a pain in the ass.