Getting caught in the rain and a Linkin Park fan? It just wasn't her night.

So I came home from work this afternoon and found my box of almond milk where I keep my cereal and my box of cereal in the fridge where I keep my almond milk. I am ****ing retarded.

Anyone done anything really cuntish that you just look back on and think 'fucking hell that was a bit out of order'? There must be some great stories on here.

Let it all out :cool:.

Well I put my bare ass in the face of some kid for no reason than because I was a high school douchebag. Still feel like a **** for that.

I don't know if my story stands up the standards of what you are looking for. I doubt it but anyways.

When I was in A-School our bunkers had like 3 - 4 people per room. At this point in time, I only had two other roommates. There was this one kid that was such a pretty boy and loved his clothes so much. We started a huge prank war and kept going back and forth with each other. I ended the war when I decided that it would have been funny to get bleach and pour it all over his clothes. I left his clothes in a pile on the floor and doused it in bleach. He wanted to fight me so badly after that happened and people in our hallway were hyping up this fight so much. We ended up fighting but it was a short quick fight and no one really won because it got broken up. He ended up threatening to take me to small claims court to sue me for damages. So I ended up settling with him on a certain amount and paid him off over time every payday.

I was the coolest kid in my highschool and I laughed at bullyin a few times. Overall tho never anythin too baf


Prob worst was gettin heated over a bball game and physically fighting my stepdad lol. It was both our faults but my verbal attack after was real harsh and I regret that part. I was like 20 lol.

That's bull****. Douchey prank perhaps, but a prank war is a prank war. If you enter into one then you should be prepared for whatever happens. I wouldn't have given him ****.

I would have torched DJ'S clothes in a trash can if he bleached my ****. I once chucked a rock through the windshield of a car on a dare. Dude had a camera setup on his driveway. I worked the entire summer to pay that bitch off. Talk about being a dickheaded teen.

But I'm assuming there was an escalating series of pranks. If you aren't prepared for a nuclear prank then you should have the common sense to opt out. And if you're just a dumb teen who doesn't know any better then you should consider this a life lesson.

There were I just left out all of the other pranks and got to the ultimate conclusion of the prank war.

It started out pretty tame with rubbing off the stucco ceiling onto my bed sheets and then covering it up so when I got into bed all that little white rocks were in it.

He ruined one of my uniforms with the whole water over the door drink but along with water he also had vinegar in it. I had to get it dry cleaned. It wasn't coming out with regular washings. I don't know what else he had in it but it had to have been more than just vinegar.

There were more but yeah I ended it with the blow to his wardrobe because he was such a pretty boy.

I wouldn't have even cared Fred if you set my clothes on fire.
I didn't have that many casual clothes to lose in the process and I could have easily replaced them. If they were my uniforms I might have been a bit more pissed off though.

This was before my loan sharking business so I wasn't completely rolling in dough yet.

I take it you are a pretty boy as well Fred?