After the person gets stabbed or dodges the attack from her petite stature then will just pull out a gun and shoot her but idk. She does live in Washington state with those lames.

I'm so tired in every way conceivable that I think I'd prefer death to another hour without sleep.

Oh what the hay, I'm in lust with Dexter Holland, Sameer Gadhia and Jesse R.

when customers ask me "do you work here?" I usually answer politely but I'd like to say things like "nah, they just gave me this badge because I look like the type" or "if I didn't, this would be kind of awkward".

^ lol

Some days I'm gayer than other days. Today I'm feeling pretty gay.

Everyone's a little gay sometimes.

tru!

:usehead:

I don't really know what that means but it looks like you're pointing to yourself.

I went to a funeral not long ago (I won't go into specifics) and though I had taken every precaution to be as respectful in front of a bunch of Mormons, respectful and solemn as possible around the corpse during viewing time, and not to cry too much during the service, I made a phone call to my landlord afterwards because I needed her to call maintenance on our clogged toilet.

I made a call about a clogged toilet in the corridor of a Mormon temple (or whatever they call it).