The Confessional Thread

Mondo Bungle · 10-02-2013, 09:59 PM

I love hugs.

Mondo Bungle · 10-03-2013, 01:34 AM

Confession: If I had any sort of deadly weapon, I would have killed my dad today.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 10-07-2013, 08:25 PM

alright this is kinda messed up but this is the confessional thread

i was 19 yrs old and seein this girl who was a year younger. i was in college, she was in high school. so the one wknd i drive back home to visit her. this all happened on a sunday night, i remember the broncos were playin the chargers on sunday night football. but anyways her parents go to bed early for work in the mornin and i was ready to go back to school but we wanted to get a quickie in since we didnt have much alone time that wknd since her parents were always around

so we go to her room and i eat her out then she blows me for awhile before i lay the smackdown on her twat. she curls up and falls asleep pretty quick and i go into the kitchen for some water just wearin my boxers. i drink it down and see the football game is close so i sit down for a minute to catch the 2nd half. we apparently woke her 12 year old sister and out she walks into the living room kinda confused. and im just sittin their in my boxers, all sweaty from poundin her sis, drinkin a big glass of water

she comes over and sits at the end of the couch and i get kinda uncomfortable given that i just twat blasted her sis with my cock as a battering ram. so i get up and fidget with the vcr system for a few minutes and she asks what the noise was in her sis's bedroom. i tell her i was havin a nightmare and couldnt sleep and shes starin at my pecs and abs and i can tell she sorta knows what was goin on but maybe is too young to process it. she asks me what sex is and i blush and tell her shes too young to know about that stuff but shes kinda persistent and at this point and started slidin down the couch closer to me so nobody else heard the convo we were havin. im gettin a little nervous at this point. i can tell shes gonna be cute once she develps and ages but shes just a little kid askin this sexual stuff. she asks if its like kissing and i say kinda and she asks me to show her how to kiss. then it gets kinda messed up. i put my hands on my knees and move forward on the couch. i lean forward and i can feel my fists clench and my eyes start to quint a lil bit. touchdown chargers. antonio gates catches a post route to win the game with 10 seconds left. that was the story of the time i illegally taped the 2nd half of a football game without express written consent by the nfl and shared with my friends

The Batlord · 10-09-2013, 04:14 PM

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 10-09-2013, 05:14 PM

I am totally and irrevocably in love with someone and I just pretend I hate men (well kinda) to smokescreen the fact that I have a tender heart that belongs to someone who drives me totally crazy but I'm resigned to the fact that I'll never get my heart back and I think I'm okay with it. I just like to pretend that I'm a cold, heartless bitch but this is the truth but I can only be that person for said person.

Also this is why I wear a collar.

/nofucksgiven

4gotmyPW · 10-09-2013, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

Confession: If I had any sort of deadly weapon, I would have killed my dad today.

I hope this was some sort of creepy joke

Mondo Bungle · 10-09-2013, 06:21 PM

If that makes you feel better

4gotmyPW · 10-09-2013, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

If that makes you feel better

...Awkward

Smoke some hash or get laid asap b/c murder is not a solution for any problem.

Also don't post stuff like this online, God forbid you end up really killing your dad, that post shows premeditation.

Dulce · 10-09-2013, 09:04 PM

I've never masterbated. Just watched porn for curiosity. Didn't do it for me, since I'm still a sinner; I'm going to the lake of fire.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 10-09-2013, 09:06 PM

thanks batlord it was a really rough time in my life

girlfriend found out what i had done. her father punched me in the face. she left me for a guy who wore scarfs. never saw the 12 yr old again

still disgusted with myself at times

10-07-2013, 08:25 PM	#723 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	alright this is kinda messed up but this is the confessional thread i was 19 yrs old and seein this girl who was a year younger. i was in college, she was in high school. so the one wknd i drive back home to visit her. this all happened on a sunday night, i remember the broncos were playin the chargers on sunday night football. but anyways her parents go to bed early for work in the mornin and i was ready to go back to school but we wanted to get a quickie in since we didnt have much alone time that wknd since her parents were always around so we go to her room and i eat her out then she blows me for awhile before i lay the smackdown on her twat. she curls up and falls asleep pretty quick and i go into the kitchen for some water just wearin my boxers. i drink it down and see the football game is close so i sit down for a minute to catch the 2nd half. we apparently woke her 12 year old sister and out she walks into the living room kinda confused. and im just sittin their in my boxers, all sweaty from poundin her sis, drinkin a big glass of water she comes over and sits at the end of the couch and i get kinda uncomfortable given that i just twat blasted her sis with my cock as a battering ram. so i get up and fidget with the vcr system for a few minutes and she asks what the noise was in her sis's bedroom. i tell her i was havin a nightmare and couldnt sleep and shes starin at my pecs and abs and i can tell she sorta knows what was goin on but maybe is too young to process it. she asks me what sex is and i blush and tell her shes too young to know about that stuff but shes kinda persistent and at this point and started slidin down the couch closer to me so nobody else heard the convo we were havin. im gettin a little nervous at this point. i can tell shes gonna be cute once she develps and ages but shes just a little kid askin this sexual stuff. she asks if its like kissing and i say kinda and she asks me to show her how to kiss. then it gets kinda messed up. i put my hands on my knees and move forward on the couch. i lean forward and i can feel my fists clench and my eyes start to quint a lil bit. touchdown chargers. antonio gates catches a post route to win the game with 10 seconds left. that was the story of the time i illegally taped the 2nd half of a football game without express written consent by the nfl and shared with my friends

10-09-2013, 05:14 PM	#725 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I am totally and irrevocably in love with someone and I just pretend I hate men (well kinda) to smokescreen the fact that I have a tender heart that belongs to someone who drives me totally crazy but I'm resigned to the fact that I'll never get my heart back and I think I'm okay with it. I just like to pretend that I'm a cold, heartless bitch but this is the truth but I can only be that person for said person. Also this is why I wear a collar. /nofucksgiven

10-09-2013, 09:04 PM	#729 (permalink)
Dulce WILDFIRE Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 232	I've never masterbated. Just watched porn for curiosity. Didn't do it for me, since I'm still a sinner; I'm going to the lake of fire.

10-09-2013, 09:06 PM	#730 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	thanks batlord it was a really rough time in my life girlfriend found out what i had done. her father punched me in the face. she left me for a guy who wore scarfs. never saw the 12 yr old again still disgusted with myself at times