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LOL he said he was having a competition with his friends...ew but he also does this flicking thing when his toe nails are long and i HATE the sound it makes so if he isnt gonna cut those dirty mofos I WILL XD |
When he gets that shit in my hair.
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What drives me crazy about my girlfriend is that she doesn't exist. In my head, she's the most perfect, most beautiful person in the world.
If only she was real! |
When she embezzles my money and runs off to Mexico with another woman.I wouldn't mind, but it was kind of annoying after she said she wouldn't do it again.
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Had to do it. |
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To his credit he's a good sport about me correcting him |
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I was volunteering at a food stand earlier and I overhead say "This is the salt" and I instantly though on that line from 'On Fire'. It was pathetic. |
Experimental facial hair. I can't take a goatee seriously, man.
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He eats in my car and then leaves all the garbage in it! And when he takes his socks off he leaves them on the floor...
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