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HazelEyes86 10-01-2010 06:50 AM

What drives you CRAZY about ur b/f or g/f?
 
What is it that your boyfriend or girlfriend does that just makes you CRAZY!!!!

I'll get the ball rolling...


When ever my boyfriend eats potato chips, he picks off all of the burnt pieces, (or slightly darkened pieces) and THROWS THEM ON THE COFFEE TABLE!!!! Then who do you think is the one who has to clean it up???? ME!!!! :bringit:

Sheep-Sqweak 10-01-2010 07:16 AM

My boyfriend doesnt like to cut his toe nails...its fkn gross Soooo when they get to long and gross to look at i get fed up and end up cutting them and its like fighting with a little kid

VEGANGELICA 10-01-2010 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by HazelEyes86 (Post 938019)
Then who do you think is the one who has to clean it up???? ME!!!! :bringit:

You don't *have* to clean them up! ;) After a while, the ants will do it for you.

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Originally Posted by Sheep-Sqweak (Post 938022)
My boyfriend doesnt like to cut his toe nails...its fkn gross Soooo when they get to long and gross to look at i get fed up and end up cutting them and its like fighting with a little kid

Maybe he's going for the world record for longest toenails, and so that's why he fights you to keep them, Sheep-Sqweak. You may be ruining his dreams of...

http://yankeegalscafe.com/wp-content...7/toenails.jpg

Sansa Stark 10-01-2010 09:23 AM

He doesn't know the difference between your and you're. Or to properly spell "weird". It's not mother****ing w-i-e-r-d!

Thrice 10-01-2010 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 938044)
He doesn't know the difference between your and you're. Or to properly spell "weird". It's not mother****ing w-i-e-r-d!

Damn girl, you've got it bad!

ThePhanastasio 10-01-2010 09:38 AM

I'm not currently dating anyone, but the last person I dated insisted on rolling all of their t-shirts instead of folding them. It was only slightly annoying until they griped at me for folding mine.

My ex was also a radio DJ and insisted that they knew everything about music / audio and tried to adjust all of the settings for "optimal" quality, and always made everything sound horrible and distorted. When I'd fix it to the proper settings, (always not letting them see me do it so they wouldn't bitch) they'd say, "See, it sounds great. I wouldn't expect YOU to know about sound..."

Urban Hat€monger ? 10-01-2010 11:40 AM

When she gets into one of those moods where you know something is up but she won't tell you what it is and just makes comments like 'you should know' and 'no, nothing is wrong'.

Like she was the other day when I was fucking her best friend.

Spike*Spiegel 10-01-2010 11:46 AM

Lol snarkybox

Necromancer 10-01-2010 11:56 AM

The only time my g/f is happy :)
Is when I am doing exactly what she wants me to do :crazy:

TheCunningStunt 10-01-2010 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VocalsBass (Post 938105)
The only time my g/f is happy :)
Is when I am doing exactly what she wants me to do :crazy:

Kick her in the cunt.

Sheep-Sqweak 10-01-2010 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 938043)
You don't *have* to clean them up! ;) After a while, the ants will do it for you.


Maybe he's going for the world record for longest toenails, and so that's why he fights you to keep them, Sheep-Sqweak. You may be ruining his dreams of...

http://yankeegalscafe.com/wp-content...7/toenails.jpg


LOL he said he was having a competition with his friends...ew but he also does this flicking thing when his toe nails are long and i HATE the sound it makes so if he isnt gonna cut those dirty mofos I WILL XD

333 10-01-2010 01:20 PM

When he gets that shit in my hair.

The Fascinating Turnip 10-01-2010 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 333 (Post 938131)
When he gets that shit in my hair.

Oh. That's potentially horrible.

Izzy Stizzlebonk 10-01-2010 01:32 PM

What drives me crazy about my girlfriend is that she doesn't exist. In my head, she's the most perfect, most beautiful person in the world.

If only she was real!

loveissucide 10-01-2010 02:52 PM

When she embezzles my money and runs off to Mexico with another woman.I wouldn't mind, but it was kind of annoying after she said she wouldn't do it again.

someonecompletelyrandom 10-01-2010 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 938106)
Kick her in the cunt.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cold Wind Blows
Til it makes her queef and sounds like a ****ing whoopy cushion

Had to do it.

Sansa Stark 10-01-2010 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrice (Post 938046)
Damn girl, you've got it bad!

Hahaha. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

To his credit he's a good sport about me correcting him

crash_override 10-01-2010 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 938203)
Had to do it.

Haha, Recovery humor FTW.

I was volunteering at a food stand earlier and I overhead say "This is the salt" and I instantly though on that line from 'On Fire'. It was pathetic.

simplephysics 10-01-2010 08:23 PM

Experimental facial hair. I can't take a goatee seriously, man.

Burning Down 10-01-2010 08:29 PM

He eats in my car and then leaves all the garbage in it! And when he takes his socks off he leaves them on the floor...

someonecompletelyrandom 10-01-2010 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 938239)
Haha, Recovery humor FTW.

I was volunteering at a food stand earlier and I overhead say "This is the salt" and I instantly though on that line from 'On Fire'. It was pathetic.

Haha, dissin me is like pissin off the wizard of Oz.

crash_override 10-01-2010 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreadnaught (Post 938253)
Experimental facial hair. I can't take a goatee seriously, man.

You have to tell him. I went years without anyone telling me how bad my facial hair was, I can never get those years back now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 938254)
He eats in my car and then leaves all the garbage in it! And when he takes his socks off he leaves them on the floor...

What are you supposed to do with them? Floor is just as good a place as any.

P A N 10-02-2010 04:23 AM

she wakes me up at 5:30am after i've just worked a 16 hour day in construction on 4 hours of sleep to take the f*cking dogs out. she gets up in an hour and a half. so glad this thread caught my eye. needed to get that out.

-just want logic.

downwardspiral 10-02-2010 04:39 AM

ugh, long toenails are the worst thing. properly knock me ill.

haven't got a girlfriend at the minute, but the most annoying thing about my ex was the states she used to get in when she'd go out with her friends. generally just the most unsavoury drunk in the world, and she'd always come back to mine and wake my family up and be disorderly, there was never a time she'd go out and come back civilised.

emostreetguitar562268 10-03-2010 07:14 PM

no personality things about my bf that drives me crazy, the only thing that bugs me is that hes 8.5 inches shorter than me.

Freebase Dali 10-03-2010 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 938268)
You have to tell him. I went years without anyone telling me how bad my facial hair was, I can never get those years back now.

Please tell me it looked like this:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:G...-beard.jpg&t=1

TheCunningStunt 10-03-2010 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by downwardspiral (Post 938344)
generally just the most unsavoury drunk in the world, and she'd always come back to mine and wake my family up and be disorderly, there was never a time she'd go out and come back civilised.

You've just described the entire population of Liverpool.

storymilo 10-03-2010 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emostreetguitar562268 (Post 938881)
no personality things about my bf that drives me crazy, the only thing that bugs me is that hes 8.5 inches shorter than me.

Oh. That kind of shorter.

Sansa Stark 10-03-2010 08:32 PM

I could not date someone that much shorter than I am
and I thought you had a girlfriend.

DevonWilliams 10-03-2010 08:33 PM

The fact that she moved from Canada to USA.

I'm long over it though. I found a girl that's perfect for me, that texts me 24/7, she has the exact same music sense as me, and not suprisingly with my luck.. She has a boyfriend.

storymilo 10-03-2010 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 938930)
I could not date someone that much shorter than I am
and I thought you had a girlfriend.

Nah, cooties, you know.



...

:|

VEGANGELICA 10-03-2010 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 938883)
Please tell me it looked like this:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:G...-beard.jpg&t=1

:rofl:

downwardspiral 10-04-2010 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 938886)
You've just described the entire population of Liverpool.

:'( I thought this was gonna stop?

I'm a sw33t drunk.

Mojo 10-04-2010 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zevokes (Post 938343)
she wakes me up at 5:30am after i've just worked a 16 hour day in construction on 4 hours of sleep to take the f*cking dogs out. she gets up in an hour and a half. so glad this thread caught my eye. needed to get that out.

-just want logic.

I actually think this is the worst one in the thread so far. Are you for real? Why cant she do it herself? If i worked a 16 hour shift and then was woken up after 4 hours sleep for something she could do herself then I dont think I would manage to hold my tongue. It would be operating of its own accord at this point...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 938883)
Please tell me it looked like this:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:G...-beard.jpg&t=1

This.Is.Awesome.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 938886)
You've just described the entire population of Liverpool.

Nah, only if she has someones car stereo in her hand too?

emostreetguitar562268 10-04-2010 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by storymilo (Post 938924)
Oh. That kind of shorter.

:rofl:
...although you do know im a chick?

Swany 10-05-2010 06:08 PM

I love her eyes, They light me up when I'm low on gas <3

Burning Down 10-05-2010 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swany (Post 939542)
I love her eyes, They light me up when I'm low on gas <3

But that doesn't drive you crazy, does it? :D

hissundaygirl09. 10-09-2010 05:18 PM

the guy im talking trys to dry hump me when im sitting on his lap lmao

Freebase Dali 10-09-2010 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hissundaygirl09. (Post 941009)
the guy im talking trys to dry hump me when im sitting on his lap lmao

Heh...
I don't know whether you should be flattered or insulted.

TheCunningStunt 10-09-2010 05:56 PM

She keeps on deflating. :mad:


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