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Freebase Dali 10-11-2010 04:17 PM
R.i.p. Urban hatemonger
 
It has come to my attention that URBAN HATEMONGER, our beloved mod, has died in a plane crash while escorting supermodels. He was doing what he loved... being on Musicbanter... when the crash happened, so it looks like he is still logged on.

We should have a moment of silence.







The crash was apparently caused by the pilot, who was sniffing glue at the time.

To URBAN HATEMONGER and his family, our deepest regrets. May you rest in peace.

James 10-11-2010 04:18 PM
We shall remember the good times.

Freebase Dali 10-11-2010 04:18 PM
Add your favorite Urban quotes in memory of him.

Paedantic Basterd 10-11-2010 04:19 PM
Candlelit march to commence in three hours.

Freebase Dali 10-11-2010 04:20 PM
I'm going to go buy a 40oz so I can pour some on the ground.

Zer0 10-11-2010 04:21 PM
Never liked him anyway ;)

LoathsomePete 10-11-2010 04:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by urban hatemonger (Post 940665)
music banter has taught me that there are a hell of a lot of sheep around who will just blindly follow the next trend and who will also acquire the same handful of albums as everybody else of a particular genre just to say they know about it.

That in return has shown me i have nothing to fear about listening to music and that i don't really care what people think about what i listen to. I don't care if an album has sold 20 copies or 20 million copies, if i like it i like it.

It has also taught me to appreciate people with their own minds, regardless of whether they like the same music as me or not as they are few & far between.
Goodnight sweet prince

right-track 10-11-2010 04:24 PM
Did the supermodels survive?

right-track 10-11-2010 04:25 PM
*crosses fingers

Freebase Dali 10-11-2010 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by right-track (Post 941625)
Did the supermodels survive?
Only half of one.

LoathsomePete 10-11-2010 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 941630)
Only half of one.
Which half?

Janszoon 10-11-2010 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 941630)
Only half of one.
Which half?

Edit: Damn you Pete!

Queen Boo 10-11-2010 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 941630)
Only half of one.
Hope its the vagina half.

Mojo 10-11-2010 04:28 PM
Don't fly and MB folks.

Freebase Dali 10-11-2010 04:28 PM
The top half. It couldn't have gone down better.

Urban Zombie 10-11-2010 04:29 PM
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains

LoathsomePete 10-11-2010 04:30 PM
Uh oh, who's fucking with the voodoo again?

Freebase Dali 10-11-2010 04:30 PM
Oh shit.

Flower Child 10-11-2010 04:31 PM
Well it just so happens I was the pilot. He actually survived the crash so I had to bash him over the head. It was the only humane thing to do.

Paedantic Basterd 10-11-2010 04:32 PM
I need a cricket bat.

Freebase Dali 10-11-2010 04:32 PM
Can you use some of that glue you were sniffing to put the two halves of the super model back together?

Zer0 10-11-2010 04:32 PM
Who here has a zombie plan? If you don't you're screwed basically.

Paedantic Basterd 10-11-2010 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zero1986 (Post 941649)
Who here has a zombie plan? If you don't you're screwed basically.
All I need is a cricket bat and a pub. I've got this.

Janszoon 10-11-2010 04:35 PM
It's okay guys, I got Urban to my secret lair in time. I had to graft his head onto the body of a gorilla, but at least he's alive.

Freebase Dali 10-11-2010 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 941652)
It's okay guys, I got Urban to my secret lair in time. I had to graft his head onto the body of a gorilla, but at least he's alive.
So not much of a change then?

Zer0 10-11-2010 04:36 PM
To the Winchester!!

TheCunningStunt 10-11-2010 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zero1986 (Post 941655)
To the Winchester!!
What's the plan?

Have a pint and wait for things to blow over?

right-track 10-11-2010 04:44 PM
Ban the IP address...QUICK!

Janszoon 10-11-2010 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 941654)
So not much of a change then?
Well, he likes bananas a lot more than he used to.

someonecompletelyrandom 10-11-2010 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 941648)
Can you use some of that glue you were sniffing to put the two halves of the super model back together?
Glue the head of the asian one onto the top of the white one, and glue that to the bottom of the black one.

http://www.zurb.com/word_uploads/000.../its-alive.jpg

Dayvan Cowboy 10-11-2010 04:48 PM
What the **** is going on here?

Freebase Dali 10-11-2010 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 941671)
What the **** is going on here?
Oh... you uh... you haven't heard...

LoathsomePete 10-11-2010 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 941667)
Well, he likes bananas a lot more than he used to.
But he's still throwing his feces around, right?

Dayvan Cowboy 10-11-2010 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 941673)
¬_¬


No.

Janszoon 10-11-2010 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 941671)
What the **** is going on here?
Urban is now known as the Gorilla Man of Guernsey. If you stand by the shore late at night you can hear his mournful grunting.

Urban Zombie 10-11-2010 04:56 PM
That's only for the cute girls

Freebase Dali 10-11-2010 04:56 PM
And he is survived by his recent wife, Susan Hatemonger.

I sure hope she joins and lets us know how she's doing.

Urban Zombie 10-11-2010 04:57 PM
Piss off

someonecompletelyrandom 10-11-2010 05:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 941677)
Urban is now known as the Gorilla Man of Guernsey. If you stand by the shore late at night you can hear his mournful grunting.
I'm already making a holiday of it.

iron9567 10-11-2010 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zero1986 (Post 941649)
Who here has a zombie plan? If you don't you're screwed basically.
[IMG]http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/p...GatlingPea.jpg[/IMG]
My suggestion on the zombie problem.


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