Is Desperado even a Tarantino flick? I thought it was joint thing with RobRod, like From Dusk Till Dawn (which is way better than Desperado, tbh).

Maybe one day you'll see the craggy broken man in the mirror and realize tearing you down doesn't take magic jet fuel.

Magic jet fuel wouldn't be able to melt his steel beams anyway

I’m able to leap 9/11 conspiracies in a single bound.

Like Superman, a superhero originally created as basically a socialist power fantasy fighting the rich?

From Dusk Til Dawn

I voted Rezivor dog's but Inglorius Bastards is a close second.

The Hateful Eight is his best film so far.

TBH I kinda take Tarantino movies in one big haze of winking silliness like it was an oddly paced TV show. I find it hard to separate them. Like if Kevin Smith movies weren't as identifiable as singular movies. I mean it's just a bunch of super fun scenes welded together to make exponentially more fun and worrying about which movie is best defeats the purpose of watching all this fun nonsense.

Except skip Django and Jackie because that ****'s snooze.