Dude, I don't care.

You could cut the sexual tension with a knife.

You really sound like you don't with those Twiztid dreads you should have cut off after high school.

*braids

And I'm not going to take life advice from you, no offense.

Of course you're not. You're still emotionally attached to having a hairdo that makes you noticeable. I give it five years before you cut it off and live with something that passes for "sensible".

Let's hope his hairline doesn't recede that far.

I'm not going to defend having and liking my braids because you go for the same usual shallow character assumptions. Especially when you fetishise nazi imagery for the shock value. The last person to lecture somebody on trying to stand out.

I'm not going to take life advice from you because you obviously don't know how to handle life any better than me. I've succeeded in areas where you have failed despite looking like a skinny post malone.

Maybe one day I'll get over dumb Nazi **** and wonder why I was ever so corny and shallow. I'm not bothered with wondering when that will be but I got over being titillated by gory death metal lyrics so getting over Nazi stuff isn't outside the realm of maturity. Part of the whole reason I latched onto it tbh. It's probably got a shelf life. I'd say that at this point in my life if I'm still on about it like I am I'm never going to grow up to be a straight up yuppie but I have possible "growth" on the horizon.

I mean you can't pretend like your braids aren't tied into you fetishizing the image of you being different from "the masses". Fashion in any form is based on your perception of how others perceive you. Fashion wouldn't exist otherwise. Therefore you have Twiztid braids cause of how it makes you feel when you think of others looking at you wearing them, and the public at large is not appreciating them, come on. There might be people who do appreciate them but they're going to be other people with the same mentality so... yeah.

And eventually you'll probably get bored of that. Maybe you'll "graduate" to something more boring but still not pure yuppie but no matter what it is it'll probably be a "shock" downgrade. Like a short mohawk. Or just short hair + goofy beard.

No probably not. I've cut them plenty of times, I just barely grew them back out when I first joined. I used to have a mohawk, and it was a pretty cool mohawk, but I missed having braids. If I ever cut them off it's going to be because I get bored of them or get tired of doing them. Not because the ridiculous guy on the internet who dislikes me for liking Twiztid more than ICP (lets be honest, you actually do like Twiztid) thinks they're goofy and immature. Most people, believe it or not, don't actually care. It's as if they're not you.

Oh, and I don't have 'twiztid' braids. For the record. Twiztid did have some bad ass braids though. I did used to have King Gordy braids. I actually got hired as a Jr. High janitor with those horns.