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Old 10-13-2010, 04:29 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Erm, maybe you're gay?
I like tits and ass... I've always just thought vag's look nasty. I'd still **** one I just wouldn't jack off to a picture of one.
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Old 10-13-2010, 04:33 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Right, then don't worry! You will end up getting a chick that actually knows what she is doing and you'll have a dandy old time. You do realise you can't expect much from either sex at 15? Somehow I was just gifted with good BJ skills from that age but most arn't.

Oh and trust me, it's not that gross to lick pussy, my advice: watch lot's and lot's of porn. Then you'll get the idea.
Probably right, the girl said it was the first BJ she had ever given. And I don't really think actually doing it would be that bad, just thinking about having my toungue in her grosses me out alot.
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Old 10-13-2010, 04:34 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I like tits and ass... I've always just thought vag's look nasty. I'd still **** one I just wouldn't jack off to a picture of one.
Axe wounds don't look bad, it depends on the individual though I guess.

I remember one, and it looked like a smiley face. It was so neat and tidy.

Others look like a badger that's been hit with a shot gun.
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Old 10-13-2010, 04:34 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Probably right, the girl said it was the first BJ she had ever given. And I don't really think actually doing it would be that bad, just thinking about having my toungue in her grosses me out alot.
Protip: that's not what you do with your tongue, generally speaking.
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Protip: that's not what you do with your tongue, generally speaking.
You're like a creepy online uncle, giving him sex tips.

But the man is right, key tip right there.
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Protip: that's not what you do with your tongue.
I've never seen a vag irl, so I don't really know how to give a BJ, that was just a guess.

What exactly o you do with your tongue?
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What exactly o you do with your tongue?
Stimulate the clitoris.
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Old 10-13-2010, 04:38 PM   #58 (permalink)
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I've never seen a vag irl, so I don't really know how to give a BJ, that was just a guess.

What exactly o you do with your tongue?
Now you're just taking the piss!
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Stimulate the clitoris.
Isn't that inside the vagina? ****, I gotta pay attention in more health classes or get some girl to show me how her twat works.
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Now you're just taking the piss!
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