How many people have you slept with?

duga · 10-26-2010, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

Every guy should have "The Family Plan" on their bucket list. It will excite you in ways you never thought possible.

The Family Plan can be achieved by entering a long-term relationship with a female, after which you enter a one-time sexual encounter with either the ex's Mother, Sister, Grandmother, or possibly daughter (age limits apply).

I've found the Daughter-Mother is the most elite, and is not only the most challenging scenario, but also the most sexually fullfilling.

Good luck men, and happy hunting.

I'm not exactly sure if I would attempt this, but I have thought about it. My ex's mom is quite the milf, so yeah it entered my head. I've also met one other guy that successfully pulled this off.

I am curious, though - how do you even get started with this? If I ever came onto my ex's mom, I'm sure she would smack me.

~~Dirty~~ · 10-26-2010, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

Every guy should have "The Family Plan" on their bucket list. It will excite you in ways you never thought possible.

The Family Plan can be achieved by entering a long-term relationship with a female, after which you enter a one-time sexual encounter with either the ex's Mother, Sister, Grandmother, or possibly daughter (age limits apply).

I've found the Daughter-Mother is the most elite, and is not only the most challenging scenario, but also the most sexually fullfilling.

Good luck men, and happy hunting.

pshh, age limits.

I wouldn't wanna do the Mom-thing... A sister though... Now we're talkin

crash_override · 10-26-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by duga

I'm not exactly sure if I would attempt this, but I have thought about it. My ex's mom is quite the milf, so yeah it entered my head. I've also met one other guy that successfully pulled this off.

I am curious, though - how do you even get started with this? If I ever came onto my ex's mom, I'm sure she would smack me.

I never really thought about it until after it happened honestly. I just happened to be at a bar a month or so after we broke up and her mom was there, offered me a ride home and next thing you know.... I'm doing her on the bathroom floor back at her place. It was pretty epic stuff. Carpeted bathrooms FTW.

Paedantic Basterd · 10-26-2010, 06:12 PM

Actually, a carpeted bathroom sounds like a bad idea. Small particles of excrement and water mist out of a toilet when flushed, and can you imagine the mildew?

crash_override · 10-26-2010, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

Actually, a carpeted bathroom sounds like a bad idea. Small particles of excrement and water mist out of a toilet when flushed, and can you imagine the mildew?

I can, I've only ever really seen it in larger bathrooms though. It does pose some serious issues though, but it's much better for intercourse than tile or wood floors.

Arya Stark · 10-26-2010, 09:34 PM

That's... horrible.
I mean not for you, but I mean that they have that kind of relationship where she feels she can just do **** like that.

crash_override · 10-26-2010, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

That's... horrible.
I mean not for you, but I mean that they have that kind of relationship where she feels she can just do **** like that.

Wait, what?

Arya Stark · 10-26-2010, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

Wait, what?

What she did to her daughter.

Am I reading wrong?

Paedantic Basterd · 10-27-2010, 12:21 AM

No, you read right. Mom's a tramp.

anticipation · 10-27-2010, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

No, you read right. Mom's a tramp.

dad's a lady?

10-26-2010, 06:12 PM	#104 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	Actually, a carpeted bathroom sounds like a bad idea. Small particles of excrement and water mist out of a toilet when flushed, and can you imagine the mildew?

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Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	No, you read right. Mom's a tramp.