Things you've never done, but everyone else has

duga · 10-31-2010, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I get pretty horny over food. I often associate the mouthwatering tastes of a good meal with sexual intercourse pleasure.

I actually have something embarrassing but mildly entertaining to tell about this. Before I discovered the joys of lotion, I used to use spit to...you know...lubricate. After a while, every time I thought about sex my mouth would water hardcore. It still does if I get really excited. Yay, conditioning!

MoonlitSunshine · 10-31-2010, 06:46 PM

Pavlov would be proud.

jackhammer · 10-31-2010, 08:00 PM

I have never worn fancy dress and will never do either.

sidewinder · 10-31-2010, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by duga

I actually have something embarrassing but mildly entertaining to tell about this. Before I discovered the joys of lotion, I used to use spit to...you know...lubricate. After a while, every time I thought about sex my mouth would water hardcore. It still does if I get really excited. Yay, conditioning!

I now know far too much about you.

duga · 10-31-2010, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sidewinder

I now know far too much about you.

Was I wrong about it being mildly entertaining, though?

sidewinder · 11-01-2010, 12:15 AM

You're right, quite entertaining. The thought of actually drooling - or even just your mouth watering - when thinking of sex is hilarious.

**Janszoon** · 11-01-2010, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sidewinder

You're right, quite entertaining. The thought of actually drooling - or even just your mouth watering - when thinking of sex is hilarious.

It would be even more hilarious if he got an erection when thinking of food.

Freebase Dali · 11-01-2010, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by duga

I actually have something embarrassing but mildly entertaining to tell about this. Before I discovered the joys of lotion, I used to use spit to...you know...lubricate. After a while, every time I thought about sex my mouth would water hardcore. It still does if I get really excited. Yay, conditioning!

Haha. That's porn.
But I hope you're not talking about masturbation lubrication... because... who needs that?

"I'm gonna penetrate the hell out of this immovable handlebar grip made possible via an opposable thumb!!!! GET SOME!!! *spit* GET SOME, BITCH!!!!!"

10-31-2010, 06:46 PM	#92 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	Pavlov would be proud. __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

10-31-2010, 08:00 PM	#93 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I have never worn fancy dress and will never do either. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

11-01-2010, 12:15 AM	#96 (permalink)
sidewinder Engorged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,536	You're right, quite entertaining. The thought of actually drooling - or even just your mouth watering - when thinking of sex is hilarious. __________________ last.fm \| my collection on RYM \| vinyl instagram @allthatyouseeandhear I'd love to see your signature/links too, but the huge and obnoxious ones have caused me to block all signatures.