I've seen EVERY Bond film.
I used to buy one a week when I was in year 4, until I had all 18 on VHS.

I have never driven.
I have never started a fight.
I have never broken a bone.
I have never been stung by a bee or wasp.
I have never had an operation.

Never watched Jersey Shore, Lost, or Talladega Nights.
Never smoked.
Never been drunk in social situations.
Never been to New York City.
Never vacationed in Florida, Cuba, Hawaii, Dominican, or any of those hot tourist destinations.
Never broken a bone.

That's a reeeaaallly sloppy looking omelette... also using cheddar = no no

That looks like an abortion.

I'd rather go to an abortion clinic dumpster and savage for food than eat that omlette.

Never been in a fight, neither physical or verbal.

I don't think I have either! :)

I've never been in a fight.
I've never broken a bone.
I've never had surgery.
I've never been to California.

I used to not be a fan of cheddar, however, with eggs it works really well. Now if those are American Cheese slices, that's just gross.

I have never been to Australia.
I have never skinny dipped.
I have never eaten a whole tub of ice cream in one go.
I have never done acid.

Never drank coffee
Never watched Lost
Never listened to Opeth

waaaat

Never been out of America
Never seen an Indiana Jones movie in its entirety

I've never sucked dick.

haha... I was going to say I never infracted you for anything, but that would be untrue, and also wouldn't fit the context of this joke.

Like many people, I've never been in a fight either.

I've never broken a bone.

Breaking bones aren't cool. Well... I've only broken my nose. When I was a kid, I slept on the top bunk and rolled out of bed one night and landed directly on my face. Broke my nose and bled profusely. Ran to my parent's room, and they told me to go back to bed because I had just had a bad dream.

The next morning, when everyone was awake, they saw my face.. and immediately brought me to Walmart and bought me a toy because they felt bad. lol. (Notice... no doctor)
I would have capitalized on that, had it not hurt like a motherfucker the first time around.

I jammed my wrist a few times skateboarding, but it wasn't a break I don't think.



As for things I've never done that most others have:

- I've never been on a roller coaster. And I don't really want to, nor have I ever.
- I've never owned any other kind of pet than a cat or dog.
- I've never liked sushi, and always thought people simply stuffed it down and told all their friends about it because it was trendy. Granted, I'm not against the possibility that I just had really bad sushi. 3 times from 3 different places. Maybe 4th time is a charm? I would tend to blame it on the ingredients, although everyone tells me I just happened to get a bad batch. I can't help but think they're fucking retarded.
- I've never liked Rocky Horror Picture Show, and think that while it's probably the least boring musical play that exists, it's also still a musical, and sucks for that specific reason. I can find absolutely no redeeming qualities in anything that repeatedly breaks out in songs I really don't care for.
- I've never gotten a speeding ticket.


Eh... I'm spent.

Really!!! No Roller Coasters? That's the type of thing that once you do it, you think "Why did I never go on this, I've missed out" I cried the whole time in line on my first rollercoaster (I was 10) But when I went on, I walked off with a huge smile, and went on... No lie, believe it or not... 26 times. If you want to know it took around two hours, the guy just let us go repeatedly, and it was at LegoLand, I was 10!

Roller Coasters are one of my favorite things of life... a summer without going to Canada's Wonderland isn't a very good summer in my book.

Roller Coasters pretty much own.

I used to be terrified of them, but now I'm up for going on one. To be honest, it wasn't actually being on the roller coaster that scared me. It was the lines and all the hubbub that all the people caused. If it was just me with no one else, I would have had a blast.

I would just like to say, because of the sushi comments so far, that I ate $45 worth of sushi tonight.

I've never eaten $45 worth of sushi tonight.

...Paris Hilton?

Ditto on the having been scared of them when I was younger, I used to HATE the sensation of speed. Spent a day last summer in Alton Towers with a group of good friends. So much fun <3

There's nothing wrong with a sloppy omelet. It tastes the same.

What's wrong with cheddar cheese?

And it was delicious, I don't know what's wrong with you guys...

I've never eaten Lobster, and tend to avoid most seafood.

I could really shock all of you now (well those over 18) and admit to something that I have never experienced.

well dae it then


putting on a guess on "blowjobs"

No. I have never pissed in a shop doorway.

Wierdo. I can proudly say that I have pissed on the exterior of anywhere that denied me the use of their washroom. Also a Baptist church but that was by mistake.

I've never not chased my friend with a knife when I was a younger.

I've never dated anyone with brown eyes

True enough, this was just a bit of elitism after I had made my dad a really perfect one.

I find cheddar cheese doesn't complement the egg very well, I prefer Havarti or Mozzarella.

:yikes:
:(


DAMN YOUR OILY HIDE.

I've never had sex.

I've never been to America or Australia.
I've never taken ecstasy
I've never tried a pint of tenants.
I've never been a night out in Newcastle.
I've never moved house
I've never woke up naturally at 5am, like now.

I've never smoked.

I've never enjoyed watching professional sports.
I've never been to Paris (well, I've been to the airport but I don't think that counts).
I've never eaten liver.
I've never seen Dr. Strangelove.
I've never been to the top of the Empire State Building, though I've walked by it plenty of times.

I've done all of those except for the last, not surprisingly seeing as I've never been to New York.

You just reminded me of another for my list: I've never been to Ireland.

Aww man, you're missing out! Apart from the fact that the government is a mess, and the only reason that the opposition are likely to get in at the next election is that people have slightly Less confidence in the current government than they to the alternative... Oh, and the massive inflation which has resulting in Dublin being one of the most expensive cities in the world... and the fact that it ALWAYS RAINS whenever you have to go somewhere.

But apart from that, great place!