MB Members. What Do They Need?
 

I'll start a good sample of what some of them need.

Jackhammer: In need of a good spanking
Urban: In need of someone to whore out with
Kayleigh: In need of a cuddle
Awwwsugar: In need of a Kayleigh
Paloma: In need of some n00b to crack the ****s at
Dirty: Needs to lay some bricks
James: Needs to drop the soap
Janszoon: In need of spirits
TheCunningStunt: Needs more dirty gif's
Loveissuicide: needs to stock up on old johnnys
Vege: Needs a feline
Savannah: Needs to use 8======|) instead of ,... after sentences.

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Only joking!
Vanilla - TheCunningStunt's love and attention.

crack the whats??

TheCunningStunt: you need balls to be balls deep!

shits

It turns me on when you do ;)

pwned

You're just jealous because my balls are hairier than your head!

A bald joke, I bet you've never heard one of them before. :rolleyes:

I shave my head son, I am not that bald, I do have a few stray hairs though so I still win don't I?

A few stray hairs?
You win by a country fucking mile I'm afraid.

As in booze? Hmm... maybe I will make myself a drink now that you mention it.

Musicbanter: needs to get laid

"I've laid lots of times."

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp...iyd9o1_500.png

Are we negotiating?
:D

This sounds painful

Ditto.

oooooh BOOM!

Looks like dreadnoughts in need of a comeback.

Musicbanter: needs more freedom fries.

Dude what?

If you are referencing the film Freedom Fries, you have gained 100 Conan points.

Read this if you want to gag.

I know what they are, I don't know why he's saying we need more.

Ironic humor seeing as this is a mostly liberal site?

I'm too old for MB.

Vanilla - Needs to have another drink.

You're damn right I do!

Mojo - Needs to get Vanilla an ice cold lager. ;)

Mr. Dave - Needs to post moar.

Vanilla - Needs to get it her bloody self. And one for me while shes there.

mojopinuk - Needs to become a cider drinker.

Vanilla- needs someone to appreciate her mind as well as her beauty.
NSW- needs to be online more.
right-track- needs to not take bashing of Man Utd personally.
Pavement saw- needs to stop beating upon herself emotionally.
loathsome pete- needs to stop worrying if no one else listens to what he does.
dankstra- stop posting obscure bands that we haven't heard of.
bulldog- is missed.
satchmo/janszoon/sidewinder-needs a few beers with me


More erudite opinions to follow........

sorry, the real world needs saving first.

Cardboard Adolescent - Needs moar acid

RVCA - needs to be mentioned in this thread

ohay, problem solved

Noooo, it's good stuff mate

Completely agreed.

MB: Needs a NWOBHM and Black Metal guide.

Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister? I did one awhile ago.

http://www.musicbanter.com/soundtrac...tml#post904747

Ha...just saw this. What obscure bands? Anyway, how else would you hear about them if nobody mentions them. :D Where's the fun if everybody's talking about the same bands over and over?

I agree. Post more obscure bands. :D I'll be sure to keep an eye out for them. [=

thirtiesgirl: thin people to hate

Dirty: Needs to become an advice columnist

No offense, but in comparison to the guide CC did years ago, or Anteater over prog. :(