What kind of man are you?
 

Are you a breast man? A leg man? An ass man? Do you go for the blondes? brunettes? Red heads? White girls? Black girls? feisty latina girls?


I declare myself as an ass man. I really like a nice rack. I'm all for boobage. But I love a nice ass. Gotta have something to hold on to back there. I'm whiter than the dude from Powder, and I usually only get interest from other pasty folk... but damn, I love a slightly darker skin tone. A latin girl or a tanned girl with a nice ass :clap: I give them a round or applause. Redheads are bleh, blondes are slutty, so I go for brunettes who don't have butch haircuts.

What I like

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An arse man, because if they have a nice arse they usually have nice legs attached.

This.

There's something about a nice rump that always cheers me up, which b00bz aren't guaranteed to do. So it's the donkadonk for me.

This thread is useless without a poll tbf

I'm all about the personality

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What? I'm being serious :) Ok, ok i do prefer brunettes though.

Personality does matter. To me, I think the approach is much hotter than menial physical attributes. Obesity can be a major MAJOR turnoff but apart from that, I find few physical attributes that matter to me as much as approach. The way a chick delivers her facial expressions, and smile when speaking to you does ****loads more for me than girls who are just cute in an overly cosmetic "normal" way.

Apart from that I have a strange polar dynamic to me. I love dirty kinky rebellious girls who don't give a ****. Then again, I also strangely enough adore ambitious empowered women with undying free spirits.

However, I can't stand it when women try too hard to look cute, or just have this "I'm cute, that should be good enough" attitude. I hate women who burn themselves to a crisp in tanning booths. The concept of a chick spending hours, and hours, and hours applying make-up to look cute is a turn off as well. Worst of all, airheads I can't stand no matter how they chose to look.

Women who are themselves, intelligent, human, free spirited, kinky, rebellious, and ambitious. Not ****ing store mannequins who go around with a cute smile, a sheep look in their eyes, a cross, and a shirt of the local football team.

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Nuff said!

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I always appreciate great legs, but not in those things

To me a girl doesn't have to be pretty, as long as I like something about her looks.
Hair colour, doesn't really matter. I think I prefer brunettes but I've liked all different hair colours through the years. I don't like dyed hair. Natural colour, please.
The only thing I really can't find beautiful is a girl with really short hair. Like Annie Lennox or such. It just looks so unfriendly to me. It doesn't have to be really long (altough I like that), but it shouldn't be really really short.

Body... Well, I don't give a **** about breasts. Never have. I'd rather see them gone. Which is probably strange. I'm rather interested in hips, waist, belly's and shoulders.
And I do like a good looking vagina. Which is a strange thing to say, but I'm not the one who asked :D.
I usually am mostly interested in caucasian girls, but I have a friend who's half chinese who is incredibly pretty in every way
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And I like simple clothing. I don't like skirts or dresses, I like girls in jeans or in skating pants and band shirts. I also like girls in PJ's and sweat pants. I like girls in large sweaters. It's a strange thing, but I want a girl to look soft and huggable.
I'm usually praised for that, girls never have to dress up for me :).
I've never been into lingerie, but I love girls in shorts.

Strange, eh?

One of the most horrific statements ever made on this forum.

Agreed about a nice vag. Nobody wins when beef curtains are involved.

Haha, I know. I don't know where it came from.
It's not like I avoid breasts, but I really don't care about them at all.
I can tell if they're ugly or beautiful and I prefer them beautiful, but I'd be fine if they weren't there. That way they're always beautiful to me :).
My first girlfriend had smaller breasts than I do (and I'm a man, should lose some weight ;)). Well I loved that.

And then there's beef curtains and beef curtains, but it can indeed be too much.
So far I've been lucky with that *knocks on wood*.
I really wouldn't know what I would do if it really would look bad... It's a very bad reason to turn someone down, but it's a problem when you can't get turned on...

Oh please don't use beef curtains.... oh my....


That makes me sick ha.

I don't get all the beef against blondes. I'm not a slut nor stupid and it's not my fault I genetically have a lack of eumelanin pigment!

I'm kind of the opposite of that, I LOVE girls in elegant dresses. Shame no one seems to where them anymore... at least where I live... :'( .

I would say there are still plenty of men attracted to blondes... :)

...they just make it so hard to take them seriously.

By being born with blonde hair?

I like a woman with great... big.... tracks of land.

By how they act! I'm not saying all of them, I'm sure the majority of blondes are smart, but some are outrageously dumb. I'm speaking from my experiences, they bring it upon themselves to be given that stereotype. Shame for the others though.

Eh the blonde conversation is stupid. The hair colour has nothing to do with the intelligence.
I'm not a dude, but, eh, you get the point.

Nice boobs are good but a nice ass never fails to be sexy, there's just something about it. And I think it's cause of what CunningStunt said, a nice butt is connected to nice legs.

ohai i haven't worn pants in 6 yrs

Backs.

i'm an ass man,i'm a chubby chaser,i like dark haired ones,I especially like the ones that really REALLY like me!

What's with all the pieces of **** who keep registering who are from Ohio? They're giving the rest of us a bad name!

That was a bit much.





Dayna, you haven't worn pants ONCE in the past 6 years?!
I mean I know you wear dresses "every day" but I figured sometimes you give in! I WISH I HAD ENOUGH DRESSES SO THAT I COULD WEAR THEM EVERYDAY. Bitch.


Anyway, yah butts r kewl.

those things? They're tights my friend...the greatest invention our species has ever come up with (no pun intended).

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A cute face. Google ain't good for finding pics of what I like there though.

All of the above do it for me, no need to have all 3.

Edit: Oh, and I dislike big asses. I prefer a cute ass to a round one.

They don't bring it on themselves though. Look closer my friend, there are stupid people everywhere. It only seems easier to spot a stupid blonde because you are looking for it or expecting it. And the only reason you would be looking for it or expecting it is because of the stigma attached to blonde girls.

Oh they do here :).
I think it can look very sweet, but it hides a bit too much shape most of the time. Which I think is a pity :).

I've got another one for you, but that's a bit off-topic:
I don't like led zeppelin...

Python fan, are we?

Just my luck...
(altough this could be interpret in a very nice way :))

I wore them once for about two minutes a year ago then I was like :mad: "I don't like thissss". I wear a dress every day, sometimes skirts but rarely. Always dresses

Also, why hasn't Vanilla made the female version of this thread


NILLS YOU BE SLACKIN ON ME

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Love that movie.

From my end, figure of speech, not to be taken too literally.

Exactly! There are stupid bimbos everywhere of all different hair colours. Don't be hating on us blondes.

I would find what you say much easier to take seriously if you weren't a dumb blonde though...

Do people actually go by that though? I've never heard anyone assume that?

They do. I'm forever hearing people refer to some lass nearby as dumb. They don't know her, she isn't doing anything, she isn't even talking to them or maybe even talking at all but when people do this, she's always blonde.

A dumb redhead, dumb brunette etc stereotype doesn't exist like a dumb blonde one does as far as I'm aware, and I definitely see and hear people say in situations where it's completely unjustified and unfair to do so.

I've never understood that whole stereotype. I wonder where it started.