The Fake Argument Thread II

[Dirty]

Originally Posted by Il Duce

but everybody's nostrils, ear canals, bellybuttons, mouth, p**sy, a$$hole would get burnt

Like your cock is even big enough to touch the sides of someones nostrils.

And like anyone here has a tight enough snatch to even feel a **** inside them.

[Sansa Stark]

i'm revoking your fanclub membership, u r a stalker bro

[Howard the Duck]

Originally Posted by Dirty

Like your cock is even big enough to touch the sides of someones nostrils.

And like anyone here has a tight enough snatch to even feel a **** inside them.

I think my dong is pretty big by Malaysian standards - most condoms here don't fit me

care to upload photos of your d*ck, so that we can compare, f**kface?

[Dirty]

Originally Posted by Il Duce

I think my dong is pretty big by Malaysian standards - most condoms here don't fit me

care to upload photos of your d*ck, so that we can compare, f**kface?

That sucks Malaysia only sells extra small rubbers.


Your clever disguise of faggotry has been detected. No cock pic for you. I doubt your keyboard guards against drool anyways.

[Howard the Duck]

Originally Posted by Dirty

That sucks Malaysia only sells extra small rubbers.


Your clever disguise of faggotry has been detected. No cock pic for you. I doubt your keyboard guards against drool anyways.

how did you know?

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Dirty

That sucks Malaysia only sells extra small rubbers.


Your clever disguise of faggotry has been detected. No cock pic for you. I doubt your keyboard guards against drool anyways.

[Howard the Duck]

I'll go for Vanilla first

even a burning toothpick can reach her meat flaps

[James]

Originally Posted by Tumor

Or James and Urban Hatemonger. Who he probably has never even talked to.

At least my examples had a connection, that made no sense. And FYI stick to scowling dear, your smile looked like the orgasm face of a manatee.

Pictured:Tumor during coitus.

[Queen Boo]

You have formal permission to not think I'm pretty. That goes for the entire forum. Formal fucking permission y'all. Even if I am teh uglies, at least I'm still smarter then James.
And at least I can get coitus, needle dick. Why don't you reset your last.fm again? You're a little girl.

[James]

Originally Posted by Tumor

You have formal permission to not think I'm pretty. That goes for the entire forum. Formal fucking permission y'all. Even if I am teh uglies, at least I'm still smarter then James.
And at least I can get coitus, needle dick. Why don't you reset your last.fm again? You're a little girl.

You're smarter than me yet you can't spell the word "than". Okay. Standing on street corners in fishnets doesn't count as coitus tbh, it's cheating. And I just may reset my last fm. what's wrong with that?