You Know What Grinds My Gears?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 10-14-2012, 07:32 AM

Not sure if serious...

Mojo · 10-14-2012, 07:34 AM

You? Need sexual attention?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 10-14-2012, 07:38 AM

Yeah of course, I have a full on sex drive!

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-14-2012, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Yeah of course, I have a full on sex drive!

Really? I hadn't noticed

Mojo · 10-14-2012, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Yeah of course, I have a full on sex drive!

Hehe, I know. Not that thats a bad thing.

Actually that brings me round to what grinds my gears. It seems as though the theory that women have low sex drives in comparison to men has been long since buried and that women can have just as high if not higher sex drives than we do, so how come I'm not meeting any of them?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 10-14-2012, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ?

Really? I hadn't noticed

Well you must be a bit slow kiekiekiekiekiekiekie!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojopinuk

Hehe, I know. Not that thats a bad thing.

Actually that brings me round to what grinds my gears. It seems as though the theory that women have low sex drives in comparison to men has been long since buried and that women can have just as high if not higher sex drives than we do, so how come I'm not meeting any of them?

I'm not quite sure, I think a lot of the time you have to bring the sex drive out of the woman. Maybe women are shy?

Mojo · 10-14-2012, 08:05 AM

I'm not on the best roll when it comes to meeting women. I've met a few women when out with workmates over the last few weeks and some of the outcomes have been rather amusing, even for me.

I've met a couple of women who I've had a bit of banter with and it's gone pretty well but just naturally hasn't amounted to anything but there are two women who really stand out. There was one I was chatting to for about 45 minutes and getting on well with before she told me she was married. Then she started sharing details of her sex life with her partner and she said, and I quote, that she can't find the motivation to even touch him any more. And another, my personal favourite, who was laughing at everything I said (and trust me, I'm not that funny) and touching my arm and definitely flirting with me. Then I asked her what she does and she said she was training to be a nun.

Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me?

Burning Down · 10-14-2012, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojopinuk

I'm not on the best roll when it comes to meeting women. I've met a few women when out with workmates over the last few weeks and some of the outcomes have been rather amusing, even for me.

I've met a couple of women who I've had a bit of banter with and it's gone pretty well but just naturally hasn't amounted to anything but there are two women who really stand out. There was one I was chatting to for about 45 minutes and getting on well with before she told me she was married. Then she started sharing details of her sex life with her partner and she said, and I quote, that she can't find the motivation to even touch him any more. And another, my personal favourite, who was laughing at everything I said (and trust me, I'm not that funny) and touching my arm and definitely flirting with me. Then I asked her what she does and she said she was training to be a nun.

Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me?

She's just trying to get a little nooky before she has to commit to her vow of celibacy. Give her a break, man

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-14-2012, 08:11 AM

I would have suggested she got all her sinning out of the way first.
At least once she's in there you know you won't get bombarded with loads of needy phone calls.

Mojo · 10-14-2012, 08:28 AM

Hehe well that stopped me in my tracks then it just so happened that everyone was leaving to go to the next bar anyway, and I made my exit.

10-14-2012, 07:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,775	Not sure if serious... __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

10-14-2012, 07:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	You? Need sexual attention? __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

10-14-2012, 07:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,775	Yeah of course, I have a full on sex drive! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

10-14-2012, 08:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	I'm not on the best roll when it comes to meeting women. I've met a few women when out with workmates over the last few weeks and some of the outcomes have been rather amusing, even for me. I've met a couple of women who I've had a bit of banter with and it's gone pretty well but just naturally hasn't amounted to anything but there are two women who really stand out. There was one I was chatting to for about 45 minutes and getting on well with before she told me she was married. Then she started sharing details of her sex life with her partner and she said, and I quote, that she can't find the motivation to even touch him any more. And another, my personal favourite, who was laughing at everything I said (and trust me, I'm not that funny) and touching my arm and definitely flirting with me. Then I asked her what she does and she said she was training to be a nun. Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me? __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

10-14-2012, 08:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,626	I would have suggested she got all her sinning out of the way first. At least once she's in there you know you won't get bombarded with loads of needy phone calls. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

10-14-2012, 08:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	Hehe well that stopped me in my tracks then it just so happened that everyone was leaving to go to the next bar anyway, and I made my exit. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

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