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Old 01-16-2018, 02:27 PM   #741 (permalink)
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When some [individual] whose been a member for a decade less than me tells me to "know my place," just because their username is in blue.
I basically declined to bake a cake for your gay wedding.
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Old 01-16-2018, 02:42 PM   #742 (permalink)
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I prefer "Know your role". Or "Roll" if you're a baker and need to differentiate between Kaiser and French.
Which of course leads to a dad joke: How do you make a Swiss Roll?

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Old 01-16-2018, 02:45 PM   #743 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-16-2018, 02:56 PM   #744 (permalink)
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Which of course leads to a dad joke: How do you make a Swiss Roll?

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Kick him down the hill!
I was gonna say sprinkle some cocoa in your doobie, then I read your punchline. Funny. There's that word 'punch'. Punch me. Please. Knock me out. Make it stop.
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:00 PM   #745 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:05 PM   #746 (permalink)
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I was gonna say sprinkle some cocoa in your doobie, then I read your punchline. Funny. There's that word 'punch'. Punch me. Please. Knock me out. Make it stop.
It's as bad as how to make a hormone.

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Don't pay her!
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It's as bad as how to make a hormone.

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Old 01-16-2018, 03:20 PM   #748 (permalink)
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It's as bad as how to make a hormone.

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"Don't be selfish."
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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News/clickbate/article-type sites with their pop out videos and patchwork quilts of ads when I'm on my ****ing Chromebook with the processing power of a hamster wheel.
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News/clickbate/article-type sites with their pop out videos and patchwork quilts of ads when I'm on my ****ing Chromebook with the processing power of a hamster wheel.
Pretty sure that's a given gear grinder for just about everyone, save for the innocent old lady just starting out on the internet who looks on with awe over the pretty shiny things flashing on the screen with the visual stimulation of a four year old which reminds her of her lost and misspent youth only to realize she forgot to take the kettle off the boil.
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